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The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…

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  1. … speak out against him in the 7 outlying states in the Austrian language

    … refuse to pass the A1 sauce the next time he has chihuahua

    …. introduce Michelle to thong underwear

    …. introduce Joe Biden to thong underwear

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  2. …walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.

    …take away the magic feather that allows him to fly.

    …shoot all of his Chicago voters in the head once the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs.

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  3. …is to get lax with your communist party duties.

    …is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.

    …is to mention his crazy, skanky momma or Michelles huge butt. Or his big ears.

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  4. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to suggest that any of his relatives who are STILL in this country (on welfare & entitlements), after being deported by the laws of this country.. SHOULD be deported.

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  5. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to insistent on freedom, not free stuff from all levels of our government.

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  6. @ 23. G Fresh: “…walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.”

    I’d gladly offer him some..of what my dog just left on his lawn !

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  7. …do or be something he can lay blame on whether you are responsible or not.

    …according to BoJesus Obama himself the easiest way to GET on the list is not to BE on the list and you WILL be on the list.

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  8. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe that the leaders of the country should actually be qualified to be leaders of the country.

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  9. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have the audacity to believe the yellowed parchment that’s the primary display in the National Archives actually means something.

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  10. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to hand Joe Biden a microphone and say, “Go ahead, Joe, say something clever.”

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  11. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be the one journalist who declines Jay Carney’s presser handout.

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  12. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe the Legislative Branch is supposed to provide “checks and balances” and not “chimps and banana sandwiches.”

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  13. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have first and last names starting with the letters M.R., J.B. or P.R.

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  14. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to play defense on him during a pickup game of basketball.

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  15. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to yell out in the middle of a State of the Union speech, “You lie!”

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  16. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that his moobs are bigger than Michelle’s, but his feet are smaller. And we all know what they say about a man with little feet….

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  17. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that even after all that time he spent on golf courses at the taxpayers’ expense, he’s still not good enough to make the Sidwell Friends girls J.V. team.

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  18. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.

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  19. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask him to ask Michelle if it’s okay for him to play poker Saturday night.

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  20. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to wish him “Merry Christmas” while pronouncing the “i” as a “y.” Then say, “Happy Jew Year!”

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  21. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that RIM was doomed after it became known he uses a BlackBerry.

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  22. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder when his other ancestral side is going to start helping white people.

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  23. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to take his chair because federal law requires unused government furniture to be turned over for public auction.

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  24. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.

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  25. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to crush walnuts in your fist and remark, “Remember your anniversary?”

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  26. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is say, “I agree there’s an articulate, smart black woman who’s highly qualified to be Secretary of State…but everyone calls her ‘Condi,’ not ‘Susan.'”

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  27. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask if Malia and Sasha appreciate their family pet the same way he did his

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  28. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to tell him Janet Napolitano’s “list” is bigger than his.

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  29. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to replace his course scorecard with one that doesn’t have the strokes already filled in.

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  30. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to asking him if he ever feels torn when celebrating Black History Month.

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  31. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder why only 50.6 percent of the 99 percent showed up for the last election.

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  32. … point out to him that the last president to leave him such a trashed economy is now HIM.
    Excuse me did you say enemy .. or kill list.

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  33. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to actually list an “occupation” on your 1040 form other than “unemployed”.

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  34. …take the dogburger Obama brought for lunch and feed it to Bo.

    …tell Joe Biden Lincoln’s gold is buried somewhere on Obama’s favorite golf course.

    …using math, show him from now on, it’s all his fault.

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