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The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…
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December 5th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
…is to quote the Constitution to refute his policies.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Is to do something subversive, like demanding the constitution be legalized
December 5th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
..is be a productive white male
December 5th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
is to be a regular conributor to IMAO.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:24 pm
…earn a paycheck.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
…is to sign up at his web site.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
…keep your dog in a fenced yard.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
…is to twitter, text, email, or post the truth about him.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
..be a natural born US citizen.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
…is (thus far) to be all (or any) of the above.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
is to live outside of Chicago.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
refuse to bow.
December 5th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
When he enters a room yell, “HEY! ABBOTT!”
December 5th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Tell Michelle what he is really doing while he is supposed to be playing golf!
December 5th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
…is try to create a job. He hates those.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Play Wipeout on his head bucket..
December 5th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
…for clarification http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5D07c0dJuQ
December 5th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
tell Obama that Bush blames him.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
…is to participate in the seditious act of breathing.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
is to not be a muslim, a dhimmi, or dead.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
… speak out against him in the 7 outlying states in the Austrian language
… refuse to pass the A1 sauce the next time he has chihuahua
…. introduce Michelle to thong underwear
…. introduce Joe Biden to thong underwear
December 5th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Tell Joe Biden he’ll get a cookie if he can catch the flying monkey that comes out of Obama’s butt.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
…walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.
…take away the magic feather that allows him to fly.
…shoot all of his Chicago voters in the head once the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
… recite the pledge of allegiance without smirking.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
..is to say something racist, such as “Good morning”.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
…be an American who collects no ‘entitlements.’
Scratch that.
…be an American.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Be a military Vet
December 5th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
@ Jimmy. South and Central get a free pass.
December 5th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Stand on the edge of the fiscal cliff and yell, “GERONIMO!”
December 5th, 2012 at 3:31 pm
…is to get lax with your communist party duties.
…is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.
…is to mention his crazy, skanky momma or Michelles huge butt. Or his big ears.
December 5th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to suggest that any of his relatives who are STILL in this country (on welfare & entitlements), after being deported by the laws of this country.. SHOULD be deported.
December 5th, 2012 at 3:58 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…question authority.
December 5th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to quote the Founding Fathers often.
December 5th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to insistent on freedom, not free stuff from all levels of our government.
December 5th, 2012 at 4:14 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…cartoons that depict Mohammed.
December 5th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
@ 23. G Fresh: “…walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.”
I’d gladly offer him some..of what my dog just left on his lawn !
December 5th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
…do or be something he can lay blame on whether you are responsible or not.
…according to BoJesus Obama himself the easiest way to GET on the list is not to BE on the list and you WILL be on the list.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
… diss the choom gang.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:12 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to unfriend him on Facebook.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be a white male.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:15 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to understand grade school arithmetic.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe that the leaders of the country should actually be qualified to be leaders of the country.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:20 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on unemployment.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:20 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on Obama’s enemies list.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:23 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have the audacity to believe the yellowed parchment that’s the primary display in the National Archives actually means something.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to hand Joe Biden a microphone and say, “Go ahead, Joe, say something clever.”
December 5th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be the one journalist who declines Jay Carney’s presser handout.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to eat the last piece of arugala.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe the Legislative Branch is supposed to provide “checks and balances” and not “chimps and banana sandwiches.”
December 5th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not show up for his second coronation.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have first and last names starting with the letters M.R., J.B. or P.R.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to play defense on him during a pickup game of basketball.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to yell out in the middle of a State of the Union speech, “You lie!”
December 5th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that his moobs are bigger than Michelle’s, but his feet are smaller. And we all know what they say about a man with little feet….
December 5th, 2012 at 8:01 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that even after all that time he spent on golf courses at the taxpayers’ expense, he’s still not good enough to make the Sidwell Friends girls J.V. team.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask him to ask Michelle if it’s okay for him to play poker Saturday night.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to identify the capital of Israel as Jerusalem.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to wish him “Merry Christmas” while pronouncing the “i” as a “y.” Then say, “Happy Jew Year!”
December 5th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that RIM was doomed after it became known he uses a BlackBerry.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder when his other ancestral side is going to start helping white people.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:26 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to take his chair because federal law requires unused government furniture to be turned over for public auction.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to crush walnuts in your fist and remark, “Remember your anniversary?”
December 5th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is say, “I agree there’s an articulate, smart black woman who’s highly qualified to be Secretary of State…but everyone calls her ‘Condi,’ not ‘Susan.’”
December 5th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask if Malia and Sasha appreciate their family pet the same way he did his
December 5th, 2012 at 8:43 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to tell him Janet Napolitano’s “list” is bigger than his.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:47 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to replace his course scorecard with one that doesn’t have the strokes already filled in.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:52 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to asking him if he ever feels torn when celebrating Black History Month.
December 5th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder why only 50.6 percent of the 99 percent showed up for the last election.
December 5th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
….is to come up with the most uniques ways to get on the list, eh, Manolo?
December 5th, 2012 at 9:47 pm
… point out to him that the last president to leave him such a trashed economy is now HIM.
Excuse me did you say enemy .. or kill list.
December 5th, 2012 at 11:05 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to actually list an “occupation” on your 1040 form other than “unemployed”.
December 5th, 2012 at 11:05 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…not deducting union dues on your tax return.
December 5th, 2012 at 11:06 pm
The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…working for Fox News.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:05 am
…take the dogburger Obama brought for lunch and feed it to Bo.
…tell Joe Biden Lincoln’s gold is buried somewhere on Obama’s favorite golf course.
…using math, show him from now on, it’s all his fault.
December 6th, 2012 at 6:05 am
…to have been proud of this country before Obama took office.
December 6th, 2012 at 6:07 am
…rename the deficit to the Obama-cit
December 6th, 2012 at 6:08 am
…is to ridicule him with lines from Mel Brooks movied.
December 6th, 2012 at 7:41 pm
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