Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…

Posted on December 5, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…

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80 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…”

  1. Conservatarian says:

    …is to quote the Constitution to refute his policies.

  2. Silverfiddle says:

    Is to do something subversive, like demanding the constitution be legalized

  3. jw says:

    ..is be a productive white male

  4. Greg says:

    is to be a regular conributor to IMAO.

  5. DamnCat says:

    …earn a paycheck.

  6. rodney dill says:

    …is to sign up at his web site.

  7. DamnCat says:

    …keep your dog in a fenced yard.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …is to twitter, text, email, or post the truth about him.

  9. Brutus says:

    ..be a natural born US citizen.

  10. zzyzx says:

    …is (thus far) to be all (or any) of the above.

  11. eli says:

    is to live outside of Chicago.

  12. rodney dill says:

    refuse to bow.

  13. rodney dill says:

    When he enters a room yell, “HEY! ABBOTT!”

  14. Matt Musson says:

    Tell Michelle what he is really doing while he is supposed to be playing golf!

  15. Eric Praline says:

    …is try to create a job. He hates those.

  16. rodney dill says:

    Play Wipeout on his head bucket..

  17. rodney dill says:

    …for clarification http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5D07c0dJuQ

  18. rodney dill says:

    tell Obama that Bush blames him.

  19. HokieGomer says:

    …is to participate in the seditious act of breathing.

  20. tanstaafl says:

    is to not be a muslim, a dhimmi, or dead.

  21. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … speak out against him in the 7 outlying states in the Austrian language

    … refuse to pass the A1 sauce the next time he has chihuahua

    …. introduce Michelle to thong underwear

    …. introduce Joe Biden to thong underwear

  22. rodney dill says:

    Tell Joe Biden he’ll get a cookie if he can catch the flying monkey that comes out of Obama’s butt.

  23. G Fresh says:

    …walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.

    …take away the magic feather that allows him to fly.

    …shoot all of his Chicago voters in the head once the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs.

  24. James says:

    … recite the pledge of allegiance without smirking.

  25. tomg51 says:

    ..is to say something racist, such as “Good morning”.

  26. Jimmy says:

    …be an American who collects no ‘entitlements.’

    Scratch that.

    …be an American.

  27. CM1 (SCW/SS) says:

    Be a military Vet

  28. Brutus says:

    @ Jimmy. South and Central get a free pass.

  29. rodney dill says:

    Stand on the edge of the fiscal cliff and yell, “GERONIMO!”

  30. Dohtimes says:

    …is to get lax with your communist party duties.

    …is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.

    …is to mention his crazy, skanky momma or Michelles huge butt. Or his big ears.

  31. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to suggest that any of his relatives who are STILL in this country (on welfare & entitlements), after being deported by the laws of this country.. SHOULD be deported.

  32. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…question authority.

  33. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to quote the Founding Fathers often.

  34. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to insistent on freedom, not free stuff from all levels of our government.

  35. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…cartoons that depict Mohammed.

  36. CTCompromise says:

    @ 23. G Fresh: “…walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.”

    I’d gladly offer him some..of what my dog just left on his lawn !

  37. Dohtimes says:

    …do or be something he can lay blame on whether you are responsible or not.

    …according to BoJesus Obama himself the easiest way to GET on the list is not to BE on the list and you WILL be on the list.

  38. g says:

    … diss the choom gang.

  39. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to unfriend him on Facebook.

  40. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be a white male.

  41. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to understand grade school arithmetic.

  42. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe that the leaders of the country should actually be qualified to be leaders of the country.

  43. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on unemployment.

  44. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on Obama’s enemies list.

  45. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have the audacity to believe the yellowed parchment that’s the primary display in the National Archives actually means something.

  46. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to hand Joe Biden a microphone and say, “Go ahead, Joe, say something clever.”

  47. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be the one journalist who declines Jay Carney’s presser handout.

  48. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to eat the last piece of arugala.

  49. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe the Legislative Branch is supposed to provide “checks and balances” and not “chimps and banana sandwiches.”

  50. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not show up for his second coronation.

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