Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…

Posted on December 5, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…

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80 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…”

  1. Conservatarian says:

    …is to quote the Constitution to refute his policies.

  2. Silverfiddle says:

    Is to do something subversive, like demanding the constitution be legalized

  3. jw says:

    ..is be a productive white male

  4. Greg says:

    is to be a regular conributor to IMAO.

  5. DamnCat says:

    …earn a paycheck.

  6. rodney dill says:

    …is to sign up at his web site.

  7. DamnCat says:

    …keep your dog in a fenced yard.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …is to twitter, text, email, or post the truth about him.

  9. Brutus says:

    ..be a natural born US citizen.

  10. zzyzx says:

    …is (thus far) to be all (or any) of the above.

  11. eli says:

    is to live outside of Chicago.

  12. rodney dill says:

    refuse to bow.

  13. rodney dill says:

    When he enters a room yell, “HEY! ABBOTT!”

  14. Matt Musson says:

    Tell Michelle what he is really doing while he is supposed to be playing golf!

  15. Eric Praline says:

    …is try to create a job. He hates those.

  16. rodney dill says:

    Play Wipeout on his head bucket..

  17. rodney dill says:

    …for clarification http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5D07c0dJuQ

  18. rodney dill says:

    tell Obama that Bush blames him.

  19. HokieGomer says:

    …is to participate in the seditious act of breathing.

  20. tanstaafl says:

    is to not be a muslim, a dhimmi, or dead.

  21. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … speak out against him in the 7 outlying states in the Austrian language

    … refuse to pass the A1 sauce the next time he has chihuahua

    …. introduce Michelle to thong underwear

    …. introduce Joe Biden to thong underwear

  22. rodney dill says:

    Tell Joe Biden he’ll get a cookie if he can catch the flying monkey that comes out of Obama’s butt.

  23. G Fresh says:

    …walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.

    …take away the magic feather that allows him to fly.

    …shoot all of his Chicago voters in the head once the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs.

  24. James says:

    … recite the pledge of allegiance without smirking.

  25. tomg51 says:

    ..is to say something racist, such as “Good morning”.

  26. Jimmy says:

    …be an American who collects no ‘entitlements.’

    Scratch that.

    …be an American.

  27. CM1 (SCW/SS) says:

    Be a military Vet

  28. Brutus says:

    @ Jimmy. South and Central get a free pass.

  29. rodney dill says:

    Stand on the edge of the fiscal cliff and yell, “GERONIMO!”

  30. Dohtimes says:

    …is to get lax with your communist party duties.

    …is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.

    …is to mention his crazy, skanky momma or Michelles huge butt. Or his big ears.

  31. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to suggest that any of his relatives who are STILL in this country (on welfare & entitlements), after being deported by the laws of this country.. SHOULD be deported.

  32. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…question authority.

  33. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to quote the Founding Fathers often.

  34. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to insistent on freedom, not free stuff from all levels of our government.

  35. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…cartoons that depict Mohammed.

  36. CTCompromise says:

    @ 23. G Fresh: “…walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.”

    I’d gladly offer him some..of what my dog just left on his lawn !

  37. Dohtimes says:

    …do or be something he can lay blame on whether you are responsible or not.

    …according to BoJesus Obama himself the easiest way to GET on the list is not to BE on the list and you WILL be on the list.

  38. g says:

    … diss the choom gang.

  39. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to unfriend him on Facebook.

  40. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be a white male.

  41. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to understand grade school arithmetic.

  42. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe that the leaders of the country should actually be qualified to be leaders of the country.

  43. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on unemployment.

  44. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not be on Obama’s enemies list.

  45. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have the audacity to believe the yellowed parchment that’s the primary display in the National Archives actually means something.

  46. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to hand Joe Biden a microphone and say, “Go ahead, Joe, say something clever.”

  47. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to be the one journalist who declines Jay Carney’s presser handout.

  48. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to eat the last piece of arugala.

  49. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to believe the Legislative Branch is supposed to provide “checks and balances” and not “chimps and banana sandwiches.”

  50. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to not show up for his second coronation.

  51. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have first and last names starting with the letters M.R., J.B. or P.R.

  52. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to play defense on him during a pickup game of basketball.

  53. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to yell out in the middle of a State of the Union speech, “You lie!”

  54. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that his moobs are bigger than Michelle’s, but his feet are smaller. And we all know what they say about a man with little feet….

  55. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that even after all that time he spent on golf courses at the taxpayers’ expense, he’s still not good enough to make the Sidwell Friends girls J.V. team.

  56. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.

  57. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask him to ask Michelle if it’s okay for him to play poker Saturday night.

  58. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to identify the capital of Israel as Jerusalem.

  59. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to wish him “Merry Christmas” while pronouncing the “i” as a “y.” Then say, “Happy Jew Year!”

  60. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that RIM was doomed after it became known he uses a BlackBerry.

  61. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder when his other ancestral side is going to start helping white people.

  62. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to take his chair because federal law requires unused government furniture to be turned over for public auction.

  63. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.

  64. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to crush walnuts in your fist and remark, “Remember your anniversary?”

  65. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is say, “I agree there’s an articulate, smart black woman who’s highly qualified to be Secretary of State…but everyone calls her ‘Condi,’ not ‘Susan.'”

  66. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask if Malia and Sasha appreciate their family pet the same way he did his

  67. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to tell him Janet Napolitano’s “list” is bigger than his.

  68. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to replace his course scorecard with one that doesn’t have the strokes already filled in.

  69. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to asking him if he ever feels torn when celebrating Black History Month.

  70. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder why only 50.6 percent of the 99 percent showed up for the last election.

  71. rodney dill says:

    ….is to come up with the most uniques ways to get on the list, eh, Manolo?

  72. RAML says:

    … point out to him that the last president to leave him such a trashed economy is now HIM.
    Excuse me did you say enemy .. or kill list.

  73. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to actually list an “occupation” on your 1040 form other than “unemployed”.

  74. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…not deducting union dues on your tax return.

  75. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…working for Fox News.

  76. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …take the dogburger Obama brought for lunch and feed it to Bo.

    …tell Joe Biden Lincoln’s gold is buried somewhere on Obama’s favorite golf course.

    …using math, show him from now on, it’s all his fault.

  77. rodney dill says:

    …to have been proud of this country before Obama took office.

  78. rodney dill says:

    …rename the deficit to the Obama-cit

  79. rodney dill says:

    …is to ridicule him with lines from Mel Brooks movied.

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