Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…

Posted on December 5, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…

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80 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…”

  1. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to have first and last names starting with the letters M.R., J.B. or P.R.

  2. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to play defense on him during a pickup game of basketball.

  3. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to yell out in the middle of a State of the Union speech, “You lie!”

  4. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that his moobs are bigger than Michelle’s, but his feet are smaller. And we all know what they say about a man with little feet….

  5. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that even after all that time he spent on golf courses at the taxpayers’ expense, he’s still not good enough to make the Sidwell Friends girls J.V. team.

  6. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.

  7. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask him to ask Michelle if it’s okay for him to play poker Saturday night.

  8. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to identify the capital of Israel as Jerusalem.

  9. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to wish him “Merry Christmas” while pronouncing the “i” as a “y.” Then say, “Happy Jew Year!”

  10. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that RIM was doomed after it became known he uses a BlackBerry.

  11. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder when his other ancestral side is going to start helping white people.

  12. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to take his chair because federal law requires unused government furniture to be turned over for public auction.

  13. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.

  14. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to crush walnuts in your fist and remark, “Remember your anniversary?”

  15. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is say, “I agree there’s an articulate, smart black woman who’s highly qualified to be Secretary of State…but everyone calls her ‘Condi,’ not ‘Susan.'”

  16. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to ask if Malia and Sasha appreciate their family pet the same way he did his

  17. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to tell him Janet Napolitano’s “list” is bigger than his.

  18. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to replace his course scorecard with one that doesn’t have the strokes already filled in.

  19. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to asking him if he ever feels torn when celebrating Black History Month.

  20. Manolo says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to openly wonder why only 50.6 percent of the 99 percent showed up for the last election.

  21. rodney dill says:

    ….is to come up with the most uniques ways to get on the list, eh, Manolo?

  22. RAML says:

    … point out to him that the last president to leave him such a trashed economy is now HIM.
    Excuse me did you say enemy .. or kill list.

  23. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to actually list an “occupation” on your 1040 form other than “unemployed”.

  24. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…not deducting union dues on your tax return.

  25. CTCompromise says:

    The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…working for Fox News.

  26. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …take the dogburger Obama brought for lunch and feed it to Bo.

    …tell Joe Biden Lincoln’s gold is buried somewhere on Obama’s favorite golf course.

    …using math, show him from now on, it’s all his fault.

  27. rodney dill says:

    …to have been proud of this country before Obama took office.

  28. rodney dill says:

    …rename the deficit to the Obama-cit

  29. rodney dill says:

    …is to ridicule him with lines from Mel Brooks movied.

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