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The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…

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  1. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…is that America re-elected the most disasterous president ever; The one person that no one in the Middle East fears.

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  2. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Just as states start legalizing marijuana, Hostess goes out of business.

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  3. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…no school kids came to my house peddling 2013 calendars.

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  4. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Susan Rice is the official White House spokeperson on this matter.

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  5. Barak Obama accepted responsiblity for the economic collapse… and turned in a golf score reflected the actual number of strokes he took.

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  6. “Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”

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  7. My favorite quote from the article “Concerns about the planet’s demise would be better directed on more substantiated problems such as climate change, Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, California, said.” so I have to go with . . .

    . . . Al Gore admits that global warming won’t matter after December 21.

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  8. …Debbie Mengele Schultz succeeded in her bid to become chairwoman of Mayan National Committee.

    …Obama proposes all new taxes be levied on ice water in hell and bacon in heaven.

    …an Inca looked out his window and said “There goes the neighborhood”.

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  9. …at the restaurant at the end of the universe, no, not that one, the one over there after the universe has ended, two Jews walk into a restaurant and…

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  10. The Most Obvious Sign That the Mayans Were Right About the World Ending This Year…” Wait for it!!

    Bill Clinton made a pass at his own wife!

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  11. …Mr. December is Monty Hall giving us the full Monty and the finger.

    …Fred Thompson’s whoopin’ stick ain’t in the corner behind the wood stove.

    …the all new super-duper FEMA is waiting by the phone with an answer.

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  12. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…stores are running out of purple jumsuits & Nike sneakers.

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  13. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Mexico is going to change it’s name to Adios Amigos !

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  14. “That’s right, I’m right under Michelle Malkin. So not only am I an actual columnist now at PJ Media and in an actual newspaper in New York City, I’m among some people’s top dozen favorites.” -Posted by Frank J.

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  15. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year.. will be that I don’t have to worry about morning rush hour when I wake up dead

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  16. …children’s letters to Santa have been coming back stamped “Return to Sender -Occupant has left the Planet”

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