Straight Line of the Day: The Most Obvious Sign That the Mayans Were Right About the World Ending This Year…

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The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…

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  1. The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…is that America re-elected the most disasterous president ever; The one person that no one in the Middle East fears.

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  2. “Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”

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  3. My favorite quote from the article “Concerns about the planet’s demise would be better directed on more substantiated problems such as climate change, Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, California, said.” so I have to go with . . .

    . . . Al Gore admits that global warming won’t matter after December 21.

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  4. …Debbie Mengele Schultz succeeded in her bid to become chairwoman of Mayan National Committee.

    …Obama proposes all new taxes be levied on ice water in hell and bacon in heaven.

    …an Inca looked out his window and said “There goes the neighborhood”.

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  5. …Mr. December is Monty Hall giving us the full Monty and the finger.

    …Fred Thompson’s whoopin’ stick ain’t in the corner behind the wood stove.

    …the all new super-duper FEMA is waiting by the phone with an answer.

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  6. “That’s right, I’m right under Michelle Malkin. So not only am I an actual columnist now at PJ Media and in an actual newspaper in New York City, I’m among some people’s top dozen favorites.” -Posted by Frank J.

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