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The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…
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December 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…is that America re-elected the most disasterous president ever; The one person that no one in the Middle East fears.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 pm
is obama’s re-election
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 pm
… the twinkie famine.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:11 pm
…the price of dog
…michelle
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:11 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Just as states start legalizing marijuana, Hostess goes out of business.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…no school kids came to my house peddling 2013 calendars.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 pm
…NASA’s PR guy is denying it.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:25 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Susan Rice is the official White House spokeperson on this matter.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Barak Obama accepted responsiblity for the economic collapse… and turned in a golf score reflected the actual number of strokes he took.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:29 pm
… is that the media stopped talking about the election right after it happened.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:36 pm
it will be the universe’s last chance to get rid of obama.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 pm
The message left by the dolphins…. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Obama finally stopped blaming Bush.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:48 pm
“Fire and brimstone! The dead rising from the grave! Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!”
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:49 pm
“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:49 pm
My favorite quote from the article “Concerns about the planet’s demise would be better directed on more substantiated problems such as climate change, Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, California, said.” so I have to go with . . .
. . . Al Gore admits that global warming won’t matter after December 21.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:57 pm
…Debbie Mengele Schultz succeeded in her bid to become chairwoman of Mayan National Committee.
…Obama proposes all new taxes be levied on ice water in hell and bacon in heaven.
…an Inca looked out his window and said “There goes the neighborhood”.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 pm
…The Register publishes an article on how it was warmer during Roman and midieval times than now.
Has Elizabeth “Two Feathers” Warren claimed to be part Myan yet?
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:05 pm
…the giant robot maid with a vacuum cleaner slowly approaching our atmosphere.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Mindless liberal oZombies wandering around chanting – ‘Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep….’
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Marvin finally got the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Obama’s year end Christmas bash is scheduled for December 21st.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:42 pm
…at the restaurant at the end of the universe, no, not that one, the one over there after the universe has ended, two Jews walk into a restaurant and…
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 pm
The Most Obvious Sign That the Mayans Were Right About the World Ending This Year…” Wait for it!!
Bill Clinton made a pass at his own wife!
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Dick Clark isn’t around to ring in the next one.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:25 pm
…Mr. December is Monty Hall giving us the full Monty and the finger.
…Fred Thompson’s whoopin’ stick ain’t in the corner behind the wood stove.
…the all new super-duper FEMA is waiting by the phone with an answer.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:32 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…stores are running out of purple jumsuits & Nike sneakers.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:36 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Mexico is going to change it’s name to Adios Amigos !
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:39 pm
…also found were ancient bulding permits, filed by the Vogons, for a hyperspace bypass.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:42 pm
“That’s right, I’m right under Michelle Malkin. So not only am I an actual columnist now at PJ Media and in an actual newspaper in New York City, I’m among some people’s top dozen favorites.” -Posted by Frank J.
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:51 pm
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year.. will be that I don’t have to worry about morning rush hour when I wake up dead
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:07 pm
…they didn’t stick around for the end.
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:09 pm
My Currier and Ives 2012 calendar I bought last year only goes throught December 21st
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:30 pm
…children’s letters to Santa have been coming back stamped “Return to Sender -Occupant has left the Planet”
December 4th, 2012 at 2:00 am
Charlie Brown actually kicked the football this year during the Thanksgiving special.
December 4th, 2012 at 2:14 am
…R.E.M. feels fine.
December 4th, 2012 at 8:05 am
The Four “Horsemen” of the “Acrockalypse”:
Barack Obama
Harry Reed
Barbare Boxer
Nancy Pelosi
December 4th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
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