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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 02:02:15 +0000

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By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:12:48 +0000

Is the Cat on a leash and the shotgun in his golf Bag.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:19:00 +0000

…is the air freshener hanging from the left view mirror has “golf course scent”.

…clubs in back are for union thugs to beat up non-union groundskeepers with.

…it has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:19:00 +0000

@39 – Actually, Rodney, I think Hulu could use more dancing girls

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:10:08 +0000

The grass skirt dancing Klingon hula girl on the dash.
(should’ve been hula, not hulu)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:09:05 +0000

It’s been outfitted as a hydraulic lowrider.

Racists need to ride in the back.

The grass skirt dancing Klingon hulu girl on the dash.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 01:41:12 +0000

it’s sitting on a flying carpet

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:42:32 +0000

@17 – Blarg, yeah, this might be a repeat, but not intentionally so. I don’t check the archives for duplication.

I blame the slow news week for my lack of originality and inspiration.

Also Bush.

And racism.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:39:03 +0000

… is the dead dogs being dragged behind it.

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:28:25 +0000

… are all the little dog stick figures on the back windshield with red Xs over them

By: a guy named Rob

a guy named Rob — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:26:49 +0000

is that the screen on the GPS only shows YouTube videos

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:41:53 +0000

The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it seems to speed towards the Dog Leg holes.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:38:31 +0000

The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…Is that it keeps reversing itself.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:34:22 +0000

The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:31:03 +0000

The Weirdest Thing About Obama’s Golf Cart…is the teleprompter full of witty one liners for the press to quote.

By: James

James — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:08:45 +0000

The fact that it even runs despite being electric powered and built with non-union labor.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:15:25 +0000

@Dohtimes… …multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.
…that looks amazingly like a giant oar

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:09:18 +0000

…the Brakes For Cats…Not For Dogs bumper sticker.

…multi-million dollar killer rabbit defense system.

…Red phone on dash is hot line to Army Corps of Engineers.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:32:21 +0000

…is the “Obama/Biden 2016″ bumper sticker.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:01:07 +0000

… the cigarette lighter and papers with the Presidential Seal located in the Glove Compartment.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:56:22 +0000

…the cup holders only hold 16 oz. capacity cups

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:55:27 +0000

@Chip #19: Well he is living on Fantasy Island.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:38:31 +0000

…it has it’s own airplane.

…it has racked up more miles than NASA the last four years.

…the driver also has the title Secretary to the Assistant Director of Ball Washers.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:21:41 +0000

…is the kiddie seat in back in case Biden joins him.

By: Chip

Chip — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:17:16 +0000

…The seats are made from Fine Corinthian Leather.