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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:57:53 +0000

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By: frogmouth

frogmouth — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:24:30 +0000

because you’re a racist.

By: RightWingKiller

RightWingKiller — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 09:36:07 +0000

Because Lenin, Hitler, Stalin and Mao only dreamed of destroying the United States.
Obama actually DID IT!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:03:00 +0000

…the mess he’s going to inherit after he’s sworn in.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:08:49 +0000

@57 – Sorry, zzyzx… Allah won for 2012.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 04:46:43 +0000

No problem God is still Time’s deity of the year…once again.

By: RAML

RAML — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 03:07:16 +0000

because obama told them to

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:44:00 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they believe Second Amendment rights include the right to buy targets in book stores and magazine stands, or even have them delivered by subscription to homes.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:40:33 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…in the past they’d picked presidents and even the head of General Motors, but with this choice they got the president AND the head of GM.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:34:00 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they wanted to build on their legacy of picking communists, fascists, socialists and radicals such as as Joseph Stalin, Deng Xiaoping, Yuri Andropov, Ayatollah Khomeini, Nikita Krushchev, Charles de Gaulle, Adolf Hitler, and Pierre Laval.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:18:46 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they felt the selection would elevate the magazine’s stature to that of the Nobel Prize, and they were right.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:15:31 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…it was only natural to choose an androgynous person to fit the magazine’s androgynous award.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:10:24 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…they couldn’t get North Korea’s King Tongmyong to sit still on his unicorn.

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:09:58 +0000

After voting, it was discovered that every dissenter was not a Citizen under their rules.

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:08:31 +0000

Because Beelzebub was unavailable.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:06:23 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…Hugo Chavez didn’t die in time.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:03:57 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…Richard Stengel cut its production budget, so they had to use the proofs from last year.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:01:54 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…the editorial board was actually making a coy statement of its own impotence rather than the president’s competence.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:57:35 +0000

Time Magazine explained that they picked Obama as “Person of the Year” because…it was either that or go with Chupacabra.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:42:17 +0000

They held an election among their own employees, and it was unanimous. Scurrilous lies to the contrary, there was no public threat of Layoffs for the dissenters.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:59:36 +0000

Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…they really LIKE free stuff !

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:58:12 +0000

Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…the editors are as clueless as Biden.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:56:01 +0000

Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…We wanted to prove we are not racists, we do not judge people by the color of their skin…Although, he IS black, and that’s cool, dude.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:48:06 +0000

Time Magazine Explained That They Picked Obama As “Person of the Year” Because…They figured they would sell a least a couple of hundred issues to Obama; So that he has a gift to give every head of state as he travels.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:40:23 +0000

…”We don’t believe he is Jesus, just that he rose from the Dead Heads”.