Straight Line of the Day: To Get People to Show Up for Obama’s Inauguration, the White House Is Offering…

Posted on December 28, 2012 12:00 pm

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To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…

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63 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: To Get People to Show Up for Obama’s Inauguration, the White House Is Offering…”

  1. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to combine it with a gun show.

  2. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…assurances that the president will not ask the Supreme Court to overturn his Thanksgiving pardon of BO.

  3. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to make Jay Carney and Robert Gibbs do a song and dance routine to the tune of “Pick A Bail of Cotton” before the swearing-in ceremony.

  4. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to stop campaigning for another four-year term.

  5. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to not blame the failed economy on the guy who served the four years previously.

  6. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…front row seats for the union members who slew Michelle’s arch enemy: the Hostess Twinkie.

  7. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering free bottles of Cristal.

  8. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering to make Michelle stop using forced child labor from D.C. public schools to tend the White House garden.

  9. Manolo says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering to jump start the economy by doing what he does best: golfing.

  10. Writer says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering a train on Sandra Fluke, but first you have to satisfy Moochelle.
    Or was that an exemption from the above? I’ll have to check on that one again.

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …new fender skirts and bloodflaps so none of your fellow Americans gets on you when the bus goes by.

    …to stand on his head so he can look down his nose at the people in the cheap seats.

    …to smack John Roberts up side the head and say that’s what we call a penalty if he botches the swearing in.

  12. CTCompromise says:

    To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…front row seats to Prince William and Kate.

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