Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: To Get People to Show Up for Obama’s Inauguration, the White House Is Offering… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-379732 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:24:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-379732 [...] of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…” and “Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary [...]

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377881 CTCompromise Sat, 29 Dec 2012 22:12:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377881 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…front row seats to Prince William and Kate.

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377797 Dohtimes Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:53:27 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377797 …new fender skirts and bloodflaps so none of your fellow Americans gets on you when the bus goes by.

…to stand on his head so he can look down his nose at the people in the cheap seats.

…to smack John Roberts up side the head and say that’s what we call a penalty if he botches the swearing in.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377795 Writer Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:42:52 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377795 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering a train on Sandra Fluke, but first you have to satisfy Moochelle.
Or was that an exemption from the above? I’ll have to check on that one again.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377758 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 15:02:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377758 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering to jump start the economy by doing what he does best: golfing.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377756 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:59:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377756 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering to make Michelle stop using forced child labor from D.C. public schools to tend the White House garden.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377753 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:56:05 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377753 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering free bottles of Cristal.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377752 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:54:07 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377752 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…front row seats for the union members who slew Michelle’s arch enemy: the Hostess Twinkie.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377748 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:46:40 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377748 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to not blame the failed economy on the guy who served the four years previously.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377747 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:46:00 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377747 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to stop campaigning for another four-year term.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377746 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:44:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377746 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to make Jay Carney and Robert Gibbs do a song and dance routine to the tune of “Pick A Bail of Cotton” before the swearing-in ceremony.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377743 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:41:32 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377743 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…assurances that the president will not ask the Supreme Court to overturn his Thanksgiving pardon of BO.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-2/#comment-377741 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:38:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377741 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to combine it with a gun show.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377735 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:26:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377735 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…the women who voted for him free rides on Richard Trumka’s mustache.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377733 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:25:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377733 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to eliminate the national debt by outlawing the U.S. National Debt Clock.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377731 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:23:19 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377731 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering… free chicken and waffles. That’s right. I said it: CHICKEN and MUTHAF’IN WAFFLES!

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377727 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:19:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377727 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…raise taxes on white people only.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377726 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:17:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377726 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to host it at Russell Simmon’s house because 99 percenters like him need all the help they can get.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377724 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:12:55 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377724 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to help O.J. Simpson find the real killer.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377723 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:11:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377723 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…the Baby Boomers who voted for him absolution of their white guilt.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377721 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:04:34 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377721 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…free rides on Air Force One.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377720 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:03:28 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377720 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to divulge the sex of DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377718 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 14:00:34 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377718 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to complement their free Obamaphones with free Obama 70 Inch Plasma TVs.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377717 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:56:07 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377717 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to actually fulfill a campaign promise.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-to-get-people-to-show-up-for-obamas-inauguration-the-white-house-is-offering/comment-page-1/#comment-377716 Manolo Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:54:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32993#comment-377716 To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to hold mass gay weddings for his followers.

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