Straight Line of the Day: To Win Sympathy for Their Cause, Union Protesters in Michigan…

Posted on December 13, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan…

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28 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: To Win Sympathy for Their Cause, Union Protesters in Michigan…”

  1. Mxymaster says:

    …beat up some baby kittens!

  2. Johnny says:

    …showed footage of all those pro-job groups tearing down Union tents.

  3. g says:

    … claimed to be victims of racism while beating people up.

  4. Genghis Khen says:

    …showed video of their poor scratched, bruised, bloodied fists.

  5. rodney dill says:

    Celebrated Festivus with the ‘Airing of Grievances.’

  6. rodney dill says:

    …built a giant wooden badger… (which promptly fell apart due to shoddy union labor)

  7. DamnCat says:

    …pointed out that although they are paid to build Cadillacs they can only afford to drive Buicks.

  8. Ernie Loco says:

    Set fire to an orphanage and then explained how they could help put it out if those worthless orphans were part of the union.

  9. Genghis Khen says:

    ..recounted how they were forced to use one of their 40 annual vacation days to come down and protest.

  10. TooMuch says:

    ….blamed it all on Bush!

  11. rodney dill says:

    Read Vogon poetry to themselves.

  12. rodney dill says:

    …crawled back under a rock

  13. tomg51 says:

    ….. declared December 13th the first annual “Work almost as if you care day”

  14. tomg51 says:

    ..hired homeless people for 1$/day to hold signs for them

  15. Dohtimes says:

    …promised to stop killing the Tutsis, and not just because of diminishing returns on machete sharpeners wage demands.

    …ended their hunger strike and went on the Chris Christie diet.

    …started wearing mom jeans and throwing their rocks like a girl.

  16. Greg says:

    are giving away a free Democratic voters guide with every busted lip!

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …quit beating up women and let Patrick Moran smash their heads on trash cans in private.

  18. James says:

    . . . made sure all unionized Santas put Steven Crowder on their “naughty” list.

  19. jw says:

    …beat up anyone who doesn’t sympathize

  20. plentyobailouts says:

    Had their spokesMAN, Vinnie Garbonzo, issue a statement that they are not a domestic terror group, associated with alquida.

  21. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . have all practiced pronouncing the phoneme represented by ‘th’ in English. Some of them nearly have it.

  22. rodney dill says:

    …took only one 15 minute break every hour while protesting.

  23. rodney dill says:

    …outsourced their protesting to illegal Mexican immigrants.

  24. Dohtimes says:

    …began killing off all the unsympathetic people.

    …promised to dance Gangnam style on the graves of their enemies.

    …began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs.

  25. Writer says:

    …offer free Dental Work to those injured by their rioting. Anesthetic not covered.

  26. RAML says:

    May the uaw rest in pieces. with all their members fired because of a skill level of -0. that go’s for much of the nea also and all government employees.

    What was the question? Ok

    Played baby noises in front of an apartment building being refurbished by non union labor.

  27. tanstaafl says:

    folded up their tent and faded from the scene

  28. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …will personally inspect the structural integrity of all tents, whether you want them to or not.

    …while ‘sending a message’ to a scab, will make a point to tell them to have a nice day and give them a smiley face sticker when they leave.

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