Straight Line of the Day: Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton…

Posted on December 31, 2012 12:00 pm

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Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…

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32 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton…”

  1. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton immediately left with a new one

  2. morigu says:

    immediately got sick again…

  3. rodney dill says:

    Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton’s near vegetative state hardly had an impact on her abilities to continue as she had in the past.

  4. rodney dill says:

    Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton blamed Bush.

  5. g says:

    … she felt an inexplicable attraction to Fort Marcy Park.

  6. Matt Musson says:

    pushed her new walker over to her couch, where she collapsed; and began wondering if the whole ObamaCare thing was such a good idea after all?

  7. CTCompromise says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started shredding documents like it was going out of style!

  8. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    …she thanked Lucifer that Obama didn’t leave a trail of bodies in the Ozarks like someone else she knows …

  9. CTCompromise says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started packing banker’s boxes with her personal affects.

  10. CTCompromise says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…claimed amnesia, stating she had no idea what a Benghazi was.

  11. CTCompromise says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.

  12. CTCompromise says:

    Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…handed Obama an MP3 player with only Johnny Paycheck’s one hit song on it.

  13. Silverfiddle says:

    …stroked her cat and swore she would get that James Bond guy

  14. rodney dill says:

    …got an eye twitch and sent assassins to kill Chief Inspector Clouseau.

  15. rodney dill says:

    …claimed she would’ve gotten away with Benghazi if it weren’t for that dog and meddling kids.

  16. Jimmy says:

    …felt perfectly fine as her brain returned to its normal blood-clotted state.

  17. Slapout says:

    was shocked to find that she is married to Bill Clinton

  18. rodney dill says:

    …still believed she was First Lady and living in the Whitehouse.

  19. rodney dill says:

    …demonstrated her loss of mental acuity when she asked Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama for fashion advice.

    …saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”

  20. blastit says:

    “Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.” hahaha nice, that’s about what I was going to say – shocked that after the dog ate her homework, she found out the teacher was still expecting it to be done – b-b-b-but I called out sick, there’s your answer! You give me faith there’s some rational people in CT lol…

    13, 14, 15 are great also!

  21. AT says:

    said, “Behngazi? You’re still talking about that?” and faked a heart attack.

  22. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was shocked to find Bill talking to morticians about “green” funerals and cardboard caskets….

    Ummm, Mr. Grimly, wouldn’t it be more ecologically sound to just cremate her and place her ashes in a community compost pile?

  23. jane says:

    Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton announced a Trip to Jamaica with the intent of learning what all this “Bloodclot” business was about. She said while there she will also look into the true meaning of Battyman by request of Obama.

  24. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.

  25. rodney dill says:

    was greeted by steamed Rice

  26. DamnCat says:

    …put in for 2 week’s vacation leave.

  27. seanmahair says:

    Pulled out an AR-15 and shot up all the computers in the State Department. She was heard to cackle as she rode out of sight. Happy Chrismukkah to all and to Athiest “Goodnight Gaia”
    (try to find MY emails would you, ho ho ho).

  28. Genghis Khen says:

    …was still an idiot.

  29. Writer says:

    . . . began searching for a new plausable reason not to testify before Congress about Benghazi.

  30. Bfpa61 says:

    Accidentaly severed her vocal cords with a finger nail file.

  31. Dohtimes says:

    …claimed there was no connection to the large number of cases of hysterical blindness and the hospital gown she was wearing.

    …bragged about being the first person to ever have a blood clot with a 100% lead content and then she stuck a crayon up her nose.

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