Straight Line of the Day: Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton…
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Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…
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December 31st, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton immediately left with a new one
December 31st, 2012 at 12:09 pm
immediately got sick again…
December 31st, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton’s near vegetative state hardly had an impact on her abilities to continue as she had in the past.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton blamed Bush.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:20 pm
… she felt an inexplicable attraction to Fort Marcy Park.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:36 pm
pushed her new walker over to her couch, where she collapsed; and began wondering if the whole ObamaCare thing was such a good idea after all?
December 31st, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started shredding documents like it was going out of style!
December 31st, 2012 at 12:41 pm
…she thanked Lucifer that Obama didn’t leave a trail of bodies in the Ozarks like someone else she knows …
December 31st, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started packing banker’s boxes with her personal affects.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…claimed amnesia, stating she had no idea what a Benghazi was.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…handed Obama an MP3 player with only Johnny Paycheck’s one hit song on it.
December 31st, 2012 at 12:52 pm
…stroked her cat and swore she would get that James Bond guy
December 31st, 2012 at 1:21 pm
…got an eye twitch and sent assassins to kill Chief Inspector Clouseau.
December 31st, 2012 at 1:22 pm
…claimed she would’ve gotten away with Benghazi if it weren’t for that dog and meddling kids.
December 31st, 2012 at 1:44 pm
…felt perfectly fine as her brain returned to its normal blood-clotted state.
December 31st, 2012 at 2:04 pm
was shocked to find that she is married to Bill Clinton
December 31st, 2012 at 2:15 pm
…still believed she was First Lady and living in the Whitehouse.
December 31st, 2012 at 2:16 pm
…demonstrated her loss of mental acuity when she asked Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama for fashion advice.
…saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”
December 31st, 2012 at 2:20 pm
“Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.” hahaha nice, that’s about what I was going to say – shocked that after the dog ate her homework, she found out the teacher was still expecting it to be done – b-b-b-but I called out sick, there’s your answer! You give me faith there’s some rational people in CT lol…
13, 14, 15 are great also!
December 31st, 2012 at 2:25 pm
said, “Behngazi? You’re still talking about that?” and faked a heart attack.
December 31st, 2012 at 2:44 pm
…was shocked to find Bill talking to morticians about “green” funerals and cardboard caskets….
Ummm, Mr. Grimly, wouldn’t it be more ecologically sound to just cremate her and place her ashes in a community compost pile?
December 31st, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton announced a Trip to Jamaica with the intent of learning what all this “Bloodclot” business was about. She said while there she will also look into the true meaning of Battyman by request of Obama.
December 31st, 2012 at 4:07 pm
…was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.
December 31st, 2012 at 5:31 pm
was greeted by steamed Rice
December 31st, 2012 at 6:03 pm
…put in for 2 week’s vacation leave.
December 31st, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Pulled out an AR-15 and shot up all the computers in the State Department. She was heard to cackle as she rode out of sight. Happy Chrismukkah to all and to Athiest “Goodnight Gaia”
(try to find MY emails would you, ho ho ho).
December 31st, 2012 at 8:55 pm
…was still an idiot.
December 31st, 2012 at 9:23 pm
. . . began searching for a new plausable reason not to testify before Congress about Benghazi.
January 2nd, 2013 at 9:24 am
Accidentaly severed her vocal cords with a finger nail file.
January 2nd, 2013 at 3:14 pm
…claimed there was no connection to the large number of cases of hysterical blindness and the hospital gown she was wearing.
…bragged about being the first person to ever have a blood clot with a 100% lead content and then she stuck a crayon up her nose.
January 2nd, 2013 at 7:25 pm
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