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Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…

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  1. “Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.” hahaha nice, that’s about what I was going to say – shocked that after the dog ate her homework, she found out the teacher was still expecting it to be done – b-b-b-but I called out sick, there’s your answer! You give me faith there’s some rational people in CT lol…

    13, 14, 15 are great also!

  2. …was shocked to find Bill talking to morticians about “green” funerals and cardboard caskets….

    Ummm, Mr. Grimly, wouldn’t it be more ecologically sound to just cremate her and place her ashes in a community compost pile?

  3. Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton announced a Trip to Jamaica with the intent of learning what all this “Bloodclot” business was about. She said while there she will also look into the true meaning of Battyman by request of Obama.

  4. …claimed there was no connection to the large number of cases of hysterical blindness and the hospital gown she was wearing.

    …bragged about being the first person to ever have a blood clot with a 100% lead content and then she stuck a crayon up her nose.

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