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Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…

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  1. Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton’s near vegetative state hardly had an impact on her abilities to continue as she had in the past.

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  2. pushed her new walker over to her couch, where she collapsed; and began wondering if the whole ObamaCare thing was such a good idea after all?

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  3. Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started shredding documents like it was going out of style!

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  4. …she thanked Lucifer that Obama didn’t leave a trail of bodies in the Ozarks like someone else she knows …

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  5. Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started packing banker’s boxes with her personal affects.

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  6. Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…claimed amnesia, stating she had no idea what a Benghazi was.

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  7. Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.

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  8. Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…handed Obama an MP3 player with only Johnny Paycheck’s one hit song on it.

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  9. …demonstrated her loss of mental acuity when she asked Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama for fashion advice.

    …saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”

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  10. “Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.” hahaha nice, that’s about what I was going to say – shocked that after the dog ate her homework, she found out the teacher was still expecting it to be done – b-b-b-but I called out sick, there’s your answer! You give me faith there’s some rational people in CT lol…

    13, 14, 15 are great also!

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  11. …was shocked to find Bill talking to morticians about “green” funerals and cardboard caskets….

    Ummm, Mr. Grimly, wouldn’t it be more ecologically sound to just cremate her and place her ashes in a community compost pile?

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  12. Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton announced a Trip to Jamaica with the intent of learning what all this “Bloodclot” business was about. She said while there she will also look into the true meaning of Battyman by request of Obama.

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  13. …was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.

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  14. Pulled out an AR-15 and shot up all the computers in the State Department. She was heard to cackle as she rode out of sight. Happy Chrismukkah to all and to Athiest “Goodnight Gaia”
    (try to find MY emails would you, ho ho ho).

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  15. …claimed there was no connection to the large number of cases of hysterical blindness and the hospital gown she was wearing.

    …bragged about being the first person to ever have a blood clot with a 100% lead content and then she stuck a crayon up her nose.

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