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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:25:20 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:14:29 +0000

…claimed there was no connection to the large number of cases of hysterical blindness and the hospital gown she was wearing.

…bragged about being the first person to ever have a blood clot with a 100% lead content and then she stuck a crayon up her nose.

By: Bfpa61

Bfpa61 — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:24:18 +0000

Accidentaly severed her vocal cords with a finger nail file.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 02:23:18 +0000

. . . began searching for a new plausable reason not to testify before Congress about Benghazi.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:55:05 +0000

…was still an idiot.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:55:58 +0000

Pulled out an AR-15 and shot up all the computers in the State Department. She was heard to cackle as she rode out of sight. Happy Chrismukkah to all and to Athiest “Goodnight Gaia”
(try to find MY emails would you, ho ho ho).

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:03:39 +0000

…put in for 2 week’s vacation leave.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:31:56 +0000

was greeted by steamed Rice

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:07:13 +0000

…was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.

By: jane

jane — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:06:15 +0000

Upon Returning to Work This Week After Her Illness, Hillary Clinton announced a Trip to Jamaica with the intent of learning what all this “Bloodclot” business was about. She said while there she will also look into the true meaning of Battyman by request of Obama.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:44:02 +0000

…was shocked to find Bill talking to morticians about “green” funerals and cardboard caskets….

Ummm, Mr. Grimly, wouldn’t it be more ecologically sound to just cremate her and place her ashes in a community compost pile?

By: AT

AT — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:25:16 +0000

said, “Behngazi? You’re still talking about that?” and faked a heart attack.

By: blastit

blastit — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:20:53 +0000

“Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.” hahaha nice, that’s about what I was going to say – shocked that after the dog ate her homework, she found out the teacher was still expecting it to be done – b-b-b-but I called out sick, there’s your answer! You give me faith there’s some rational people in CT lol…

13, 14, 15 are great also!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:16:51 +0000

…demonstrated her loss of mental acuity when she asked Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama for fashion advice.

…saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:15:08 +0000

…still believed she was First Lady and living in the Whitehouse.

By: Slapout

Slapout — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:04:28 +0000

was shocked to find that she is married to Bill Clinton

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:44:45 +0000

…felt perfectly fine as her brain returned to its normal blood-clotted state.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:22:54 +0000

…claimed she would’ve gotten away with Benghazi if it weren’t for that dog and meddling kids.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:21:26 +0000

…got an eye twitch and sent assassins to kill Chief Inspector Clouseau.

By: Silverfiddle

Silverfiddle — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:52:00 +0000

…stroked her cat and swore she would get that James Bond guy

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:45:25 +0000

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…handed Obama an MP3 player with only Johnny Paycheck’s one hit song on it.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:44:00 +0000

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:42:51 +0000

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…claimed amnesia, stating she had no idea what a Benghazi was.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:42:06 +0000

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…started packing banker’s boxes with her personal affects.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:41:27 +0000

…she thanked Lucifer that Obama didn’t leave a trail of bodies in the Ozarks like someone else she knows …