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Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…

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  1. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…are the absentee ballots of America’s military. Good thing it’s a big tree.

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  2. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a restraining order taken out by Michelle Obama against Sandra Fluke.

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  3. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a model of the bus driven over Debbie Washerwoman Schultz.

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  4. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a snowglobe of Bin Laden’s compound that Obama led SEAL Team 6 into.

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  5. …is the miniature prayer rug
    …is the burkha covering the entire tree
    …is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
    …is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
    …is the candle burning at both ends
    …is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
    …is the shrunken wookie-head doll

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  6. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the replica government-issued contraceptive Mary would have gotten if Republicans hadn’t waged war on lady parts.

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  7. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the paper cutout reading “Property of the People’s Republic of China.” What? That wasn’t an ornament? My bad.

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  8. …a diorama of desolation with two trunkless legs on a pedestal, on which the words appear, “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

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  9. …a Chirstmas angel made to look like Sandra Fluke. People worry about sticking on the top bit without a condom.

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  10. . . . a pewter sculpture of a dog on a Weber barbecue
    . . . a bong
    . . . one of the guns from the Fast and Furious operation

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  11. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is made from a pair of Kerry Washington’s red lace panties.

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  12. The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.

    Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….

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  13. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the garland made entirely of dog collars buckled together.

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  14. was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.

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  15. …was the loud speaker that periodically called Obama to prayer.

    …was the Santa with a bayonet in his back.

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  16. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one with Barak at the stable in the nativity scene.

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  17. @38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”

    Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer? 🙂

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  18. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
    A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.

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  19. …is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!

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  20. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.

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  21. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.

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  22. Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
    Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.

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  23. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”

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  24. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.

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  25. Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
    Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.

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  26. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.

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  27. Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.

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  28. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.

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  29. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”

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  30. …was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.

    ,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.

    …was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.

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