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Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
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December 10th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
A binder full of women.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Joe Biden’s underwear.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
… A paper chain made of the constitution.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
a dog collar with BBQ sauce
December 10th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
A little baby Obama nativity scene.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Harvey’s shrunken head
December 10th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
an iPod that constantly plays Obama’s “greatest” speeches.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
a miniature bust of Winston Churchill.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Osama bin Ladin’s head.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
This hammer-and-sickle-shaped ornament that looks like a hammer and sickle.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
A set of Evel Knievel “Fiscal Cliff Jumping Bungee cords.”
December 10th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
The dinner plate with Bo’s picture on it.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Boehner’s testicles
December 10th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
A lump of West Virginia coal.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
A sign saying, “THIS IS A HOLIDAY TREE, NOT A ******MAS TREE.”
December 10th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
The star at the top? Inside a crescent moon.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
…70 Virgin Mary’s
December 10th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
A statuette of Mohamed.
December 10th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
- Moroni’s gold plates
- A Rick Perry “Don’t Mess With Taxes” bumper sticker
December 10th, 2012 at 1:02 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Mitt Romney’s tax records.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Harry Reid’s blow-up child.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…are the absentee ballots of America’s military. Good thing it’s a big tree.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a restraining order taken out by Michelle Obama against Sandra Fluke.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a model of the bus driven over Debbie Washerwoman Schultz.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a snowglobe of Bin Laden’s compound that Obama led SEAL Team 6 into.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
…is the miniature prayer rug
…is the burkha covering the entire tree
…is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
…is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
…is the candle burning at both ends
…is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
…is the shrunken wookie-head doll
December 10th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the replica government-issued contraceptive Mary would have gotten if Republicans hadn’t waged war on lady parts.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the paper cutout reading “Property of the People’s Republic of China.” What? That wasn’t an ornament? My bad.
December 10th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
@DamnCat #13: …. and a snow globe filled with Boehner’s tears…
December 10th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
A 1:24 scale model of Sandra Fluke’s diaphragm
December 10th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
…a diorama of desolation with two trunkless legs on a pedestal, on which the words appear, “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
December 10th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
…a Chirstmas angel made to look like Sandra Fluke. People worry about sticking on the top bit without a condom.
December 10th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
…and empty chair.
December 10th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
. . . a pewter sculpture of a dog on a Weber barbecue
. . . a bong
. . . one of the guns from the Fast and Furious operation
December 10th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Voodoo dolls of Rush, Sean, Laura, Michelle, etc…
December 10th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is made from a pair of Kerry Washington’s red lace panties.
December 10th, 2012 at 2:30 pm
A banner along the base that says, “I didn’t decorate this.”
December 10th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.
Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….
December 10th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the garland made entirely of dog collars buckled together.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
…and ornament of lemmings running off a cliff.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
…was the cocaine flocking.
December 10th, 2012 at 4:47 pm
was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.
December 10th, 2012 at 4:54 pm
a snow globe containing a hospital (we could only hope)
December 10th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
…was the loud speaker that periodically called Obama to prayer.
…was the Santa with a bayonet in his back.
December 10th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
… instead of the traditional tinsel, Sandra Fluke’s used condoms.
December 10th, 2012 at 8:23 pm
….a proposed discount coupon book for food stamps.
December 10th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
…is all the star ornaments that were hung upside down.
December 10th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one that blamed Bush for cutting down the tree.
December 10th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one with Barak at the stable in the nativity scene.
December 10th, 2012 at 10:24 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…milk bones
December 10th, 2012 at 10:33 pm
The “Chicago male-only spa” ornament
December 10th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
was a sign saying “I did this”
December 10th, 2012 at 11:35 pm
@38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”
Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer?
December 10th, 2012 at 11:51 pm
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.
December 11th, 2012 at 2:41 am
…is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!
December 11th, 2012 at 7:35 am
Black Snow
Becausze everyone knows that only White People are racist!
December 11th, 2012 at 7:36 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:39 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:41 am
Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:42 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”
December 11th, 2012 at 7:43 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a green Hamas head scarf.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:46 am
Proof that Barack Hussein Osama is not the Savior-he is the Anti-Christ.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:48 am
Barack Hussein Osama’s contract with the Devil aka Rahm Emmanuelle
December 11th, 2012 at 7:51 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:54 am
Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:56 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:59 am
Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.
December 11th, 2012 at 8:00 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.
December 11th, 2012 at 8:02 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”
December 11th, 2012 at 8:06 am
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is actually on the floor under it: an American flag.
December 11th, 2012 at 8:31 am
The ‘Fiscal Cliffs and Ladders’ Board game.
December 11th, 2012 at 8:35 am
The black Michelle angel tree topper, which was the only one with a butt big enough to accomodate a 40 foot spruce.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
…was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.
,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.
…was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:43 pm
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