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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:43:18 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:27:03 +0000

…was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.

,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.

…was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:35:03 +0000

The black Michelle angel tree topper, which was the only one with a butt big enough to accomodate a 40 foot spruce.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:31:12 +0000

The ‘Fiscal Cliffs and Ladders’ Board game.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:06:18 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is actually on the floor under it: an American flag.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:02:35 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:00:43 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:59:28 +0000

Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:56:48 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:54:49 +0000

Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:51:41 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:48:55 +0000

Barack Hussein Osama’s contract with the Devil aka Rahm Emmanuelle

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:46:46 +0000

Proof that Barack Hussein Osama is not the Savior-he is the Anti-Christ.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:43:30 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a green Hamas head scarf.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:42:27 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:41:49 +0000

Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:39:00 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:36:39 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:35:28 +0000

Black Snow
Becausze everyone knows that only White People are racist!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 07:41:41 +0000

…is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 04:51:12 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 04:35:08 +0000

@38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”

Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer?

By: RAML

RAML — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:39:17 +0000

was a sign saying “I did this”

By: 1Richard

1Richard — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:33:31 +0000

The “Chicago male-only spa” ornament

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:24:52 +0000

Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…milk bones