Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Call a Group of Liberals?

Posted on December 21, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

TechnoChitlins [High Praise!] says:

Why Are There So Many Bizarre Names For A Collection Of Animals?

Many of the terms are conspicuously cute like a cowardice of curs or a murder of crows. Others sound cuter than they are meant to be; a school of fish is a corruption of shoal of fish, which is an appropriate image. Some others: A hover of trout, a husk of hares, a labor of moles, an unkindness of ravens, a murmuration of starlings, a knot of toads, a gang of elk, a fall of woodcocks, a rafter of turkeys, a kindle of kittens, a pitying of woodcocks, a crash of rhinos, a congregation of plovers, and a bevy of roebucks.

What do you call a group of liberals?

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91 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Call a Group of Liberals?”

  1. Silrette says:

    A dependence of leftists

  2. John B says:


  3. Son of Bob says:

    …It’s a trick question: why would you talk to a group of liberals?

  4. Conservatarian says:

    A trove of morons

  5. Conservatarian says:

    useful idiots

  6. g says:


  7. jeffersonfan says:

    A clusterf**k.

  8. DamnCat says:


  9. Son of Bob says:

    I seem to remember George Carlin coming up with a list that seemed appropriate.

  10. rodney dill says:

    A flock… now get the flock outta here.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Adios Amoebas

  12. rodney dill says:

    …at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

  13. Iowa Jim says:

    a stench
    a swindle
    a conspiracy
    the Democratic party
    the faculty of a university
    the staff of the New York Times
    a waste of DNA
    a taxation
    a deficit

    The nouns for collections of animals, by the way, are called venereal nouns. I am not making this up.

  14. rodney dill says:

    A union.

  15. rodney dill says:

    Wombats – waste of my breath and time.

  16. rodney dill says:

    The unemployed.

  17. Conservatarian says:

    an entitlement

  18. rodney dill says:

    …It’s a trick question: why would you talk to a group of liberals?

    To say, “Hey, Get offa my lawn.”

  19. rodney dill says:

    Obama voters.

  20. Scott says:

    This is easy – a “union”

  21. Scott says:

    How about a “delusion” of liberals

  22. FormerHostage says:


  23. FormerHostage says:

    a dependance of liberals

    a delusion of liberals

    a stench of liberals

    a whine of liberals

    a rash of liberals

  24. Mrs. C says:


  25. Mrs. C says:

    Though bacon ~~ for “union” of liberals.

  26. william martin, Jr. says:

    a mob…

  27. jt says:

    Pretty sure it’s still a “ravaging horde” of liberals. They sacked Europe a few times in the last millennium or two and now they’re sacking the US. Techniques may have changed, but pillage is still the end result.

  28. Bfpa61 says:

    Morally Obtuse

  29. Bfpa61 says:

    A “Steaming Pile” of Liberals.

  30. Bfpa61 says:

    A Sh!t Pot full of Liberals.

  31. Bfpa61 says:


  32. AT says:


  33. Bfpa61 says:

    A Septic Tank of Liberals.

  34. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A retardation of Liberals

    An ignorance of Liberals

    A choom of Liberals

    An occupying of Liberals…(“occupation” might imply Liberals who actually work…we know that’s rarely so.)

    A riot of Liberals

    A tantrum of Liberals

    A prevarication of Liberals

    A defecation of Liberals

  35. 1200intell says:

    “Snoot”…….because if their Self Righteous Schnozola isn’t in the air, it’s in your Business.

  36. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A hallucination of Liberals

    A delusion of Liberals

    A criminality of Liberals

    A hitchhike of Liberals

    A poverty of Liberals

  37. rodney dill says:

    A Whine of Liberals

    A Whimper of Liberals

    A High Pitched Keen of Liberals

  38. rodney dill says:

    @Mrs. C – Thanks for the bacon.

  39. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    A drain of liberals.

    Is an a$$hole of liberals taken?

    A urinal of liberals? (just pronounce it all Europeanish and they’ll never notice)
    A cell of liberals.
    A block of liberals
    A klan of liberals…woops clan?

  40. Grand Larsen E. says:

    A cesspool of liberals
    A turd of liberals
    A sewer pipe of liberals
    A suck my ass you pig f*cker! of liberals

  41. Matt Musson says:

    How about ‘a pretense of liberals?’

  42. DamnCat says:

    The Harvard Alumni Association

  43. Carl Duzett says:

    A cemetery of liberals. Proper usage: “Cemeteries of liberals turned out to vote for President Obama.”

  44. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …a Fluke of liberals.

    …abortion survivors.

  45. nugnaM niveK says:

    Depends on whether your speaking of a group a females…(ie. “There goes a ‘harem’ of liberals”)
    …or a group of males who wish they were female…(ie. “There goes ‘the entire cast of GLEE'”)

  46. tomg51 says:

    Little Green Footballs

  47. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    Walking stench promoters ?

    Mobile ,self-aware excrement ?

    Flatworms with voiceboxes ?

    Botflies with suspicious tastes ?

    A hatching of dungbeetles ?

  48. rodney dill says:

    A Nuance of Liberals

    An Annoyance of Liberals

  49. Chip says:

    A dearth of intelligence.

  50. blarg says:

    A wind tunnel (if they line up ear to ear)

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