Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Call a Group of Liberals?

Posted on December 21, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

TechnoChitlins [High Praise!] says:

Why Are There So Many Bizarre Names For A Collection Of Animals?

Many of the terms are conspicuously cute like a cowardice of curs or a murder of crows. Others sound cuter than they are meant to be; a school of fish is a corruption of shoal of fish, which is an appropriate image. Some others: A hover of trout, a husk of hares, a labor of moles, an unkindness of ravens, a murmuration of starlings, a knot of toads, a gang of elk, a fall of woodcocks, a rafter of turkeys, a kindle of kittens, a pitying of woodcocks, a crash of rhinos, a congregation of plovers, and a bevy of roebucks.

What do you call a group of liberals?

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91 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Call a Group of Liberals?”

  1. Crabby Old Bat says:


    Masses of bacon to “dependence,” “clusterf**k” and “union.”

    All I could think of was “plague.”

  2. silaS marreD says:

    A COFFLE of Liberals

    An Escargatoire of Liberals

  3. James says:

    Occupy Wall Street


  4. rodney dill says:

    @Crabby Old Bat
    An entitlement by Conservatarian is pretty good too.

  5. rodney dill says:

    A moon colony.

    (Colony is a group of bats)

  6. rodney dill says:

    A gullible of Liberals

  7. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    An overdose of Liberals

    A chamberpot of Liberals

    A neutering of Liberals

    A petulence of Liberals

    A fantasy of Liberals

    A ranting of Liberals

    A derangement of Liberals

    A psychosis of Liberals

    A conniption of Liberals

    A bowelful of Liberals

    A monkeywrench of Liberals

  8. Oldwolves says:

    A freeload.

  9. Dohtimes says:

    …a void surrounding sphincter of liberals.
    …a Prius full of sphincters…oops, liberals.
    …a sidewalk doody.

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …a high colonic of low expectations.
    …taxpayer ticks.
    …axle grease for the Obama high speed railroading of America.

  11. Ernie Loco says:

    What do I call a group of liberals?

    A bunch of f***ing idiots, that’s what I call them.

  12. Mongo says:

    A cesspool of liberals. Since they swirl in a cesspool of situational ethics.

  13. Jimmy says:


  14. rodney dill says:

    A Pariah of Liberals

  15. tanstaafl says:

    a pace of maroons

  16. Thor says:

    A steaming pile of liberals

  17. Jimmy says:


  18. Jimmy says:


  19. Jimmy says:

    Ugly bags of mostly water.

  20. Jimmy says:

    Brain dead.

    Neurologically challenged.


  21. Marc says:

    a filth of occutards
    a lazy of liberals
    a delusion of democrats

  22. Mitch says:

    A waste of protoplasm

  23. Mitch says:

    A pontification of poltroons

  24. john1v6 says:

    A short-bus of liberals

  25. Wombat says:

    Rodney Dill, while I appreciate that your idea of calling them wombats involves an acronym, I think that if you did so wombats might sue for defamation of character.
    As to what I would call a group of liberals ( in mixed company anyway):
    A Confusion
    A Panic
    A Hissyfit
    A Tantrum
    A Soviet
    An Oppression
    A Hypocratic Oaf

  26. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A smugness of Liberals

    A condescension of Liberals

    An idiocy of Liberals

    A bleating of Liberals

    A punching of Liberals

    A palsy of Liberals

    A biohazard of Liberals

  27. Richard Hutto says:

    A pestulance of liberals.

  28. Mike the Canuck says:

    There are only three names for groups of anything.

    Small Group = Squad. Ex. I took my squad of dogs out for a walk.
    Medium Group = Swarm. Ex. Get out of the way of that swarm of moose.
    Large Group = Rampaging Horde. Ex. I ate a rampaging horde of bacon for breakfast.

    Liberals being neither man nor beast are given a different set of names for groups.

    Small group of liberals is called a nuisance.
    A medium sized group of liberals is called a migraine.
    A large group of liberals is called a government.

  29. D-lo says:

    Labor of lemmings

  30. seanmahair says:

    …a union?

  31. rodney dill says:

    A Cankle of Libs

  32. jw says:

    …a pestilence of liberals

  33. jw says:

    …an infestation of liberals

  34. jane says:

    A group of unicorns is a blessing so liberals would be a Cursed Blessing

  35. Skul says:

    A fine list indeed.
    The one that tickled me the most……

    “46. tomg51 says:

    December 21st, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    Little Green Footballs”

  36. frogmouth says:

    An Obama of liberals.

  37. Dohtimes says:

    …a unicorns fart worth of intelligence of liberals.

    …a back pocket full of liberals.

    …tempting but not worth a felony conviction of liberals.

    …a rebuke of Darwin of liberals.

  38. Mark L. says:

    If I were really insensitive and totally politically incorrect I would have to call them a target but I would never do that.

  39. jw says:

    …a whining of liberals

  40. newshutz says:

    a mistake of progressives
    a misconception of progressives
    a commune of progressives
    a debt of progressives
    an intention of progressives
    a retrograde of pregressvies

    I like union and congress, too

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