Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: With Every EBT Food Stamp Card, You Now Get… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Sun, 19 May 2013 15:51:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370598 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:26:41 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370598 [...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “With every EBT Food Stamp card, you now get…” [...]

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370265 rodney dill Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:06:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370265 … a free pass to blame the Republicans for not giving you more.

]]> By: Bob in Feenicks http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370228 Bob in Feenicks Wed, 12 Dec 2012 08:23:31 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370228 …a bonus race card.

…a note from Nancy Pelosi thanking you for helping the economy by buying stuff with government money.

]]> By: RAML http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370157 RAML Wed, 12 Dec 2012 02:43:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370157 Indigestion.

]]> By: arik http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370153 arik Wed, 12 Dec 2012 02:19:24 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370153 “a digital photo printed on the card, which makes your EBT card an affordable photo ID suitable for showing at your local precinct when you want to vote.”

Oh wait. That makes sense. It’s probably racist.

Must.

Purge.

Racist.

Thoughts.

From.

Brain.

AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

]]> By: 1Richard http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370130 1Richard Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:41:32 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370130 a car previously owned by Lindsey Lohan.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370129 Writer Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:40:50 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370129 A 15% discount on all Seafood priced $8.99/lb or higher

]]> By: NoMoBama http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370066 NoMoBama Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:55:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370066 A thank you card for your vote from Barry and your next ballot, already filled out with a postage paid envelope.

]]> By: McGonzo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370042 McGonzo Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:08:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370042 . . . a card that reads:

“Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that using EBT cards is dangerous to the health of your descendants.”

]]> By: tanstaafl http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370034 tanstaafl Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:46:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370034 a form to sign, giving absolute power-of-attorneyover your life to the democrat party, forever.

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370031 Dohtimes Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:44:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370031 …to wait while a hologram of Obamanikita bows to you and says thank you in the language of your choice when you check out.

…a 50-50 chance of having a home invasion robbery by local thugs or Michelle’s food police.

…a fork lift to get you back and forth from store to sofa.

…a two for one coupon on all mixed breed dogs not prepared in the deli section.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-370013 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:24:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-370013 …from Slick Willie’s Candy Factory, an Everlasting Jobstopper Gumdrop

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369997 Jimmy Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:47:56 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369997 …a lifetime supply of one-size-fits-all condoms.

]]> By: James http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369986 James Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:36:22 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369986 Double stamps on Wednesday (you have to be old enough to know what I am talking about).

]]> By: John http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369967 John Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:00:57 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369967 A free toaster and a gay wedding.

]]> By: Apostic http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369965 Apostic Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:00:10 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369965 A cookbook by Michelle Obama. (Your tax dollars at work for someone’s royalty checks….)

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369958 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:53:57 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369958 …another day older, and deeper in debt.

]]> By: Mxymaster http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369956 Mxymaster Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:51:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369956 …another idiot to vote for you, Mr. Democrat!

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369941 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:19:23 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369941 A puffy woman appointee of the Obama Administration trading card — Collect them all, trade them with your friends.

]]> By: g http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369931 g Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:48:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369931 … Union dues automatically deducted from said card.

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369929 DamnCat Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:45:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369929 …an Obama-phone and an international phone card so you can tell all your relatives about this great country!

]]> By: Conservatarian http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369926 Conservatarian Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:43:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369926 …your grandchild’s paycheck.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369921 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:29:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369921 A “You didn’t eat that!” commemorative wall plaque.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369920 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:28:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369920 A copy of “Chicken Soup for the Soul,” ’cause your belly ain’t gettin’ any.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/straight-line-of-the-day-with-every-ebt-food-stamp-card-you-now-get/comment-page-1/#comment-369918 rodney dill Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:25:38 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=32175#comment-369918 Eric Holder’s Fasting and Furious book of inspirational quotes…

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