Straight Line of the Day: You Get the Weirdest Pop-up Ad When You Visit the White House Web Site…

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You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…

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  1. Selected Obama Administration Christmas Carols (Barry singing)

    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    You be not pout,
    I’m tellin’ you why.
    I won…..

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  2. it’s a link to the Michelle Obama/Joe Biden 2016 campaign fundraising site, where the slogan is “Hedging our bets in case Barack doesn’t get the 22nd Amendment repealed.”

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  3. The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congessional approval?” Below that are two buttons one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.

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  4. …it’s from Pfizer, now that drug companies are forced by Obamacare rules to sell drugs that make guys impotent and incur permanent shrinkage. And offer free birth control.

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  6. Please give Rodney Dill credit for this if he wants it, as the first part is ripped off from him:
    You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
    Waldorf and Statler pop up and point at you and start laughing.

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  7. A Bob Kostas Gun Control Survey pops. Which Best Describes your views on gun ownership
    1. Guns are Evil
    2. Throw gun owners in jail
    3. Ban all guns
    4. Keep guns, ban bullets
    5. Kill da wabbit

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  8. …it featured Obama thanking us for “voting like like your girl parts depended on it. And so did the women”.

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