Straight Line of the Day: You Get the Weirdest Pop-up Ad When You Visit the White House Web Site…

Posted on December 4, 2012 12:00 pm

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You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…

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35 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: You Get the Weirdest Pop-up Ad When You Visit the White House Web Site…”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    It’s for a book entitled The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Joe Biden.

  2. SOYLENT GREEN says:

    for Bill Clinton’s old humidor.

  3. Scott says:

    It’s for a credit counselling website…

  4. rodney dill says:

    are for Wookie and Klingon feminine hygiene products

  5. rodney dill says:

    Since November 6th an Electile Dysfunction ad keeps poppin up.

  6. James says:

    a photo of George Bush appears with the caption “It’s still all his fault”.

  7. Jimmy45 says:

    an ad for Economics for Dummies.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Waldorf and Statler pop up and start referring to Barry and Michelle as that frog and pig.

  9. rodney dill says:

    …for Martha Stewart’s Merry ChristmasKwanzaa Canine Cookbook…

  10. rodney dill says:

    Selected Obama Administration Christmas Carols (Barry singing)

    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    You be not pout,
    I’m tellin’ you why.
    I won…..

  11. Son of Bob says:

    rodney, Umm…

  12. g says:

    … Offers for hydroponic gardening equipment and grow lights.

  13. rodney dill says:

    Sorry Son of Bob…. sort of…

  14. Jimmy says:

    …an ad for “Nuke-The-Moon™” T-shirts at IMAO.

    The White House has been hacked!

  15. Duke of Earl says:

    … a time share ad for a $40 million house in Hawaii

  16. Ironic Stompin' says:

    it’s a link to the Michelle Obama/Joe Biden 2016 campaign fundraising site, where the slogan is “Hedging our bets in case Barack doesn’t get the 22nd Amendment repealed.”

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …that inexplicably has words and not just pictures for it’s intended audience.

  18. NJ Mike says:

    Bill Clinton in a hoodie, asking if he can come over….

  19. tomg51 says:

    ..Buy freedom, 5000$ hr: 1-800-die-last. Ask for the Wookie. Now.

  20. DamnCat says:

    The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congessional approval?” Below that are two buttons one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.

  21. Dohtimes says:

    …it’s from Pfizer, now that drug companies are forced by Obamacare rules to sell drugs that make guys impotent and incur permanent shrinkage. And offer free birth control.

  22. Jimmy says:

    DamnCat has been JUDGED!

  23. tomg51 says:

    #20 – Start that can-opener…Tunaaaaaa!

  24. Creature says:

    … Please enter your credit card number and fill out some basic information to create a profile. Join now and the first three days are free. If you still want to be a member, you will be charged a small fee per month which will show up on your credit card bill as “NaughtyXXXHookers” so that nobody has to know.

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  25. Bad Science says:

    Please give Rodney Dill credit for this if he wants it, as the first part is ripped off from him:
    You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
    Waldorf and Statler pop up and point at you and start laughing.

  26. RAML says:

    A picture of George Bush saying “Do you miss me yet?”

  27. 1Richard says:

    Available now for just the next 4 years…. Free Phone Sex account with every Obama Phone! Call Now!

  28. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …it’s an ad for male enhancement featuring Janet Napolitano.

  29. rodney dill says:

    A Bob Kostas Gun Control Survey pops. Which Best Describes your views on gun ownership
    1. Guns are Evil
    2. Throw gun owners in jail
    3. Ban all guns
    4. Keep guns, ban bullets
    5. Kill da wabbit

  30. tanstaafl says:

    a world map with your location pinpointed and an arrow pointing to mecca.

  31. Pawnshopguy says:

    It says that for a 16 trillion dollar donation you can be President for a day, but you have to pick your cabinet from the cast of the movie Clueless

  32. Dohtimes says:

    …it featured Obama thanking us for “voting like like your girl parts depended on it. And so did the women”.

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  34. 1Richard says:

    @Bob in Feenicks. I’ll never have another “funny-feeling”…… thanks… :(

  35. Charon says:

    … but we’re not allowed to refer to Anthony Wiener in that fashion anymore.

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