Straight Line of the Day: You Get the Weirdest Pop-up Ad When You Visit the White House Web Site…
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You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
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December 4th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
It’s for a book entitled The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Joe Biden.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
for Bill Clinton’s old humidor.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
It’s for a credit counselling website…
December 4th, 2012 at 12:37 pm
are for Wookie and Klingon feminine hygiene products
December 4th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Since November 6th an Electile Dysfunction ad keeps poppin up.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
a photo of George Bush appears with the caption “It’s still all his fault”.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
an ad for Economics for Dummies.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
Waldorf and Statler pop up and start referring to Barry and Michelle as that frog and pig.
December 4th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
…for Martha Stewart’s Merry
ChristmasKwanzaa Canine Cookbook…December 4th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Selected Obama Administration Christmas Carols (Barry singing)
♬
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You be not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why.
I won…..
♬
December 4th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
rodney, Umm…
December 4th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
… Offers for hydroponic gardening equipment and grow lights.
December 4th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Sorry Son of Bob…. sort of…
December 4th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
…an ad for “Nuke-The-Moon™” T-shirts at IMAO.
The White House has been hacked!
December 4th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
… a time share ad for a $40 million house in Hawaii
December 4th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
it’s a link to the Michelle Obama/Joe Biden 2016 campaign fundraising site, where the slogan is “Hedging our bets in case Barack doesn’t get the 22nd Amendment repealed.”
December 4th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
…that inexplicably has words and not just pictures for it’s intended audience.
December 4th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Bill Clinton in a hoodie, asking if he can come over….
December 4th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
..Buy freedom, 5000$ hr: 1-800-die-last. Ask for the Wookie. Now.
December 4th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congessional approval?” Below that are two buttons one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.
December 4th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
…it’s from Pfizer, now that drug companies are forced by Obamacare rules to sell drugs that make guys impotent and incur permanent shrinkage. And offer free birth control.
December 4th, 2012 at 5:20 pm
DamnCat has been JUDGED!
December 4th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
#20 – Start that can-opener…Tunaaaaaa!
December 4th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
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December 4th, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Please give Rodney Dill credit for this if he wants it, as the first part is ripped off from him:
You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
Waldorf and Statler pop up and point at you and start laughing.
December 4th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
A picture of George Bush saying “Do you miss me yet?”
December 4th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Available now for just the next 4 years…. Free Phone Sex account with every Obama Phone! Call Now!
December 5th, 2012 at 12:48 am
…it’s an ad for male enhancement featuring Janet Napolitano.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:36 am
A Bob Kostas Gun Control Survey pops. Which Best Describes your views on gun ownership
1. Guns are Evil
2. Throw gun owners in jail
3. Ban all guns
4. Keep guns, ban bullets
5. Kill da wabbit
December 5th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
a world map with your location pinpointed and an arrow pointing to mecca.
December 5th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
It says that for a 16 trillion dollar donation you can be President for a day, but you have to pick your cabinet from the cast of the movie Clueless
December 5th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
…it featured Obama thanking us for “voting like like your girl parts depended on it. And so did the women”.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
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December 5th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
@Bob in Feenicks. I’ll never have another “funny-feeling”…… thanks…
December 6th, 2012 at 10:05 am
… but we’re not allowed to refer to Anthony Wiener in that fashion anymore.