Super Squish 2016

Posted on December 1, 2012 1:10 pm

In my new PJ Media column, I talk about how the lesson for the GOP from the last couple presidential elections is that they need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like Romney and McCain.

Instead, we need the legendary Super Squish!

Also, the Super Squish will not be another one of those Republicans who mindlessly invoke Ronald Reagan and instead will really chastise the Republican Party’s love for him. He’ll tell Republicans, “Reagan would be ashamed of the Party as it is today. Also, I’m ashamed of Reagan, because he’s not as great as everyone pretends and was actually quite divisive. Yes, everyone likes him now, but they shouldn’t. So let’s never mention him again except to say how ashamed he would be of today’s GOP.”

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4 Responses to “Super Squish 2016”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    If only Arlen Specter were still around…the GOP would already have their 2016 candidate.

  2. Extirpates says:

    Ghastly Overage Puckers is what that should stand for. The party of bogs and quicksand.

  3. ChristheLibertarian says:

    President Hunstman, you now have a veto-proof majority in Congress. However, it’s Democrats.

  4. Jimmy says:

    The GOP is Super Squish already.

    Spineless s**t-for-brains.

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