The Best Metaphor for Obama’s Presidency

Posted on December 4, 2012 8:00 pm

[High Praise! to Vantage Point of the One-Eyed Jack]

Or maybe the best way to characterize Obama is as a bowel obstruction. The optimal decision he could make is to get out of the way. If he’d only cooperate, and just go with the flow, he’d finally end up where things like him belong. Instead he just stands in the way, intransigently stopping up the works, and causing pain and discomfort for no good reason.

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8 Responses to “The Best Metaphor for Obama’s Presidency”

  1. Steel Turman says:

    The nation needs a high colonic …

    … or a cranial rectal extraction.

  2. Windy Wilson says:

    The nation needs the obstruction removed, which will take 4 years for it to work its way through the bowels of government (truer metaphor than Obama as obstruction). It is the electorate that needs the cranial-rectal extraction.
    Any quicker movement on the bowel obstruction will be either Kennedy times 1000 or Nixon times 1000. Probably both, considering the batsh!t insanity that passes for reasonable thought and reasoned discourse nowadays.

  3. Son of Bob says:


  4. zzyx says:

    Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take”
    I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”
    I said, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take”
    I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

    You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together,
    put the lime in the cocount, then you’ll feel better.
    Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up,
    Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

  5. jw says:

    he is close, but what obama is is a fecal impaction. the country is in need of a good enema.

  6. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    Give The Nation a bowel resection so as to require a colostomy bag, for Barry’s Elimination. A really big, heavy-duty one.
    I know just where to put it………….

  7. Dohtimes says:

    America: We have metaphor when we needed a Ten.

  8. Wombat says:

    Reminds of a joke I heard from my anatomy and physiology professor years (gad! over a decade ago! Snorps, I’m feeling old!) ago. It isn’t suitable for mixed company, though, unless they happen to be nursing students or owners of sick senses of humor.
    jw, priceless! I totally agree.

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