Comments on: The Best Metaphor for Obama’s Presidency

By: Wombat

Wombat — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:18:28 +0000

Reminds of a joke I heard from my anatomy and physiology professor years (gad! over a decade ago! Snorps, I’m feeling old!) ago. It isn’t suitable for mixed company, though, unless they happen to be nursing students or owners of sick senses of humor.
jw, priceless! I totally agree.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 22:40:01 +0000

America: We have metaphor when we needed a Ten.

By: Uncle Kevvie, That's Who

Uncle Kevvie, That's Who — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:02:51 +0000

Give The Nation a bowel resection so as to require a colostomy bag, for Barry’s Elimination. A really big, heavy-duty one.
I know just where to put it………….

By: jw

jw — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:29:39 +0000

he is close, but what obama is is a fecal impaction. the country is in need of a good enema.

By: zzyx

zzyx — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 09:03:16 +0000

Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take”
I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”
I said, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take”
I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together,
put the lime in the cocount, then you’ll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 03:58:23 +0000

Racist!

By: Windy Wilson

Windy Wilson — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 03:07:54 +0000

The nation needs the obstruction removed, which will take 4 years for it to work its way through the bowels of government (truer metaphor than Obama as obstruction). It is the electorate that needs the cranial-rectal extraction.
Any quicker movement on the bowel obstruction will be either Kennedy times 1000 or Nixon times 1000. Probably both, considering the batsh!t insanity that passes for reasonable thought and reasoned discourse nowadays.

By: Steel Turman

Steel Turman — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 02:11:20 +0000

The nation needs a high colonic …

… or a cranial rectal extraction.