Comments on: The Human Hand Evolved in Response to Hippies’ Faces

By: AT

AT — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:50:05 +0000

I don’t know… that sounds pretty fishy. We’d better all go out and test this theory.

Multiple times. For science.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:49:42 +0000

Quoth Yon Genius, Joeeddy: punking you, Frank J. Fleming would be a contribution to the betterment of the spices

Erm…Bubba, are you including sage, cardamon, ginger and nutmeg? Or is such an elevation limited to South American psycho-peppers?

How, exactly, would such a display of macho violence (with you as the self-proclaimed victor) be connected to, or manifest, such improvements?

Is the room to infer, by your masterful cyberboasting, that such single-combat would result in the death and enhumation of Frank?

Oh, and finally, aren’t violent acts anathema to the common, bedraggled, bong-huffing Hippie?

Just curious.

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:13:42 +0000

But…since hippies have dumb monkey faces, doesn’t that mean the MONKEY fist is best suited to the task? I guess SCIENCE! just baffles me.

By: Joeeddy

Joeeddy — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:44:15 +0000

Ha!~ I’m an old hippie and I would have no problem kicking Frank J. Fleming ass in the ring. How about it Frankie?
Really we could raise some money for the winners choice of charities. And punking you, Frank J. Fleming would be a contribution to the betterment of the spices.
All in fun Frank. Put on the gloves, step in the ring with a “Hippie”. You have my contact information.
Peace, Love and Ready!

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:39:52 +0000

Hmm, I always thought it involved grabbing cats tails and whipping them around like a medieval flail.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:32:57 +0000

I always thought the human hand evolved to be able to open cans of tuna. But if tuna opening is just an addtional benefit derived from hippie punching then I’m good with that.

Well played, Mr. Darwin! Well played indeed!

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:43:07 +0000

I think H.G. Wells dealt with this in The Time Machine…Hippie Libs de-evolving into Eloi, The rest becoming Morlochs (who clean their teeth with Eloi).

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:22:40 +0000

This means that…in order for mankind to evolve even more, we need to spend MORE time punching hippies. Hippies, not being willing, or able, to punch back, will DE-volve into useless little amoebas.

By: Rock Throwing Peasant

Rock Throwing Peasant — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:16:55 +0000

Not to get all anti-Science!, but didn’t Lemarck push this concept of evolution and was laughed at? Are we back to that point?