Someone once said “this plant hanging over my head means you have to kiss me” and the other person was like “okay.”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 19, 2012
Maybe Stephen Hawking uses that computer to talk. Or MAYBE the computer’s got us right where it wants us.
— Carly (@MsCarlissima) December 19, 2012
“Elf on the Shelf” seems like an idea Calvin’s dad would’ve invented to keep him in check during Advent.
— Doug Stewart (@zamoose) December 19, 2012