Whoever first started using the phrase “I’m losing my marbles!” probably had to explain what they meant a million times before it caught on.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) December 18, 2012
“There are no words to describe this tragedy. Stay tuned while we describe this tragedy for 11 more hours.”-CNN
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) December 18, 2012
Finally got around to calling to see if my parents survived Hurricane Sandy. Just been so busy.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) December 18, 2012
“Hi, I’m Captain Hook. I know that’s weird since I don’t have a hook, but it’s actually a family name. Anyway mind if I pet this crocodile?”
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 18, 2012