“You really need to eat more,” said the tapeworm to the dog.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 30, 2012
89% of lovemaking playlists are three Creed songs followed by the Super Mario time-is-running-out speedup theme. FACT.
— vladchoc (@vladchoc) November 30, 2012
“You’re gonna go far, kid” he said, carefully loading the baby into the cannon
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 30, 2012
Q for parents: can the Diaper Genie grant wishes unrelated to children’s poop? Asking for a hobo about to cut me.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) November 30, 2012