Yay! We’re Building the Death Star!
Derek [High Praise!] emailed to let me know that the Death Star petition has met the required 25,000 signatures before today’s deadline.
Like I always say, if you’re going to go over the fiscal cliff anyway, you might as well fly off it in a planet-destroying space station.
Now, with that out of the way, Derek recommends starting petitions for dinosaurs with rocket launchers, the Mexi-Cannon and nuking the moon.
Any other suggestions?
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December 14th, 2012 at 9:21 am
Well, since the Mexi-Cannon is already in use, albeit by Mexican smugglers, we can probably whip up a knockoff really cheap. Tack that in, and start on the dinosaurs.
As for the Death Star, I think we need a prototype just large enough to wipe out a nation. Wouldn’t that be great, floating over Pyongyang? Give them something to think about.
December 14th, 2012 at 9:38 am
Build a real live GlaDOS and put her in charge of the country. At the minimum we’d get a more balanced, logical leadership. And fun.
December 14th, 2012 at 10:47 am
Truth serum for all politicians
A spa membership for Hillary Clinton, who, based on the most recent photograph of seen of her, could be playing defensive line in the NFL
December 14th, 2012 at 11:30 am
Once the Death Star is operational, we’ll need to test it in a place where there’s no intelligent life. May I suggest Congress, or a Justin Bieber concert?
December 14th, 2012 at 11:33 am
I can just see Darth Bama in a black helmet, trying in vain to force-choke Michael Moore. Then Emperor Soros walks in with Hillbacca …. never mind.
December 14th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Darth Bama will be busy trying to back the Death Star over grandmothers and other enemies so it should be a free for all in arms system experiments, until he gets stuck in a ditch.
December 14th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
JUST IN CASE!
December 14th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
We can still see the ghost of Obi-Wan Reagan.