Yay! We’re Building the Death Star!

Posted on December 14, 2012 9:02 am

Derek [High Praise!] emailed to let me know that the Death Star petition has met the required 25,000 signatures before today’s deadline.

Like I always say, if you’re going to go over the fiscal cliff anyway, you might as well fly off it in a planet-destroying space station.

Now, with that out of the way, Derek recommends starting petitions for dinosaurs with rocket launchers, the Mexi-Cannon and nuking the moon.

Any other suggestions?

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8 Responses to “Yay! We’re Building the Death Star!”

  1. Mxymaster says:

    Well, since the Mexi-Cannon is already in use, albeit by Mexican smugglers, we can probably whip up a knockoff really cheap. Tack that in, and start on the dinosaurs.

    As for the Death Star, I think we need a prototype just large enough to wipe out a nation. Wouldn’t that be great, floating over Pyongyang? Give them something to think about.

  2. Raving Lunatic says:

    Build a real live GlaDOS and put her in charge of the country. At the minimum we’d get a more balanced, logical leadership. And fun.

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    Truth serum for all politicians

    A spa membership for Hillary Clinton, who, based on the most recent photograph of seen of her, could be playing defensive line in the NFL

  4. proof says:

    Once the Death Star is operational, we’ll need to test it in a place where there’s no intelligent life. May I suggest Congress, or a Justin Bieber concert?

  5. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    I can just see Darth Bama in a black helmet, trying in vain to force-choke Michael Moore. Then Emperor Soros walks in with Hillbacca …. never mind.

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Darth Bama will be busy trying to back the Death Star over grandmothers and other enemies so it should be a free for all in arms system experiments, until he gets stuck in a ditch.

  7. FormerHostage says:


  8. Writer says:

    We can still see the ghost of Obi-Wan Reagan.

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