Comments on: Yay! We’re Building the Death Star!

By: Writer

Writer — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:31:15 +0000

We can still see the ghost of Obi-Wan Reagan.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:27:17 +0000

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:06:45 +0000

Darth Bama will be busy trying to back the Death Star over grandmothers and other enemies so it should be a free for all in arms system experiments, until he gets stuck in a ditch.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:33:03 +0000

I can just see Darth Bama in a black helmet, trying in vain to force-choke Michael Moore. Then Emperor Soros walks in with Hillbacca …. never mind.

By: proof

proof — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:30:34 +0000

Once the Death Star is operational, we’ll need to test it in a place where there’s no intelligent life. May I suggest Congress, or a Justin Bieber concert?

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:47:44 +0000

Truth serum for all politicians

A spa membership for Hillary Clinton, who, based on the most recent photograph of seen of her, could be playing defensive line in the NFL

By: Raving Lunatic

Raving Lunatic — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:38:36 +0000

Build a real live GlaDOS and put her in charge of the country. At the minimum we’d get a more balanced, logical leadership. And fun.

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:21:21 +0000

Well, since the Mexi-Cannon is already in use, albeit by Mexican smugglers, we can probably whip up a knockoff really cheap. Tack that in, and start on the dinosaurs.

As for the Death Star, I think we need a prototype just large enough to wipe out a nation. Wouldn’t that be great, floating over Pyongyang? Give them something to think about.