Archive for January, 2013

I’m Sure Liberals Will Respond “What Does It Matter?”

Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Gunslinger's Journal]
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If the loudly self-proclaimed “progressives” were capable of fact-oriented research and rational analysis, they’d have admitted decades ago the combination of representative government, property and othe rights for all, and open economic markets invariably enables by far the greatest number of people to create and and most widely distribute the greatest quantities of material wealth and individual freedom.

Leftist governments have consistently delivered privation and poverty and even mass starvation for the many and wealth reserved for the very few, along with ideological censorship and prisons and murder, rigid social stratification, genocide and class-based mass murder, unvarying autocracy, and immeasurable human misery.

The insane stupidity of disarming law-abiding American citizens in the name of “public safety” is nowhere more blatantly obvious than in the most murderous, violent cities of Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C.

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The Purpose of Public Education Is to Teach You to Be Ignorant About These Two Things

Thursday, January 31, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to Gotta Get Drunk First]

Ironically, not available as a window cling.

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Doing My Part to Help Criminals

Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:00 pm

[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead]

That door a criminal breaks down? Yeah, that was there to protect him from my Beretta.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, January 31, 2013 7:33 pm

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…

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If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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How to Win a Negotiation With Obama

Thursday, January 31, 2013 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]


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Link of the Day: 93 Year Old Vet Says What We’re All Thinking

Thursday, January 31, 2013 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mr. Conservative]

Letter From Veteran Harold Estes To Obama

More about Harold Estes here.

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wisdom of the Day: Librarian Defenseless Burrito Price Seven Stroller Honey McFly

Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:00 pm

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Moon Nuker Art

Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:00 pm

4of7 [High Praise!] sent me a couple of his drawings. Good stuff – they’ll keep your brain busy for a while:

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If you look closely at the bottom picture, you’ll notice he included “IMAO” in the design near the top (and also upside down near the bottom, since the image is symmetrical).

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The Art of 4of7

Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:00 pm

I received some really cool art made by reader and frequenter commenter 4of7. Here’s what I guess is his visualization of IMAO:

4of7 IMAO

I really think he captured the eclectic insanity of the site.

And here is what sort of looks like an Angry Bird being fired out of a rail gun (which would be a better option than the stupid slingshot):

4of7 Angry Bird

Pretty cool. And now IMAO is support the arts. I want a government grant.

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Signs You Might Not Be an Obama Voter

Thursday, January 31, 2013 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Cats Are Remorseless Killing Machines

Thursday, January 31, 2013 1:00 pm

Cats are murder machines. They kill billions of small animals a year. Is this news to anyone? Ever really stare deeply into one of their sociopathic expressions? They obviously think about nothing but murder all their waking hours. If a dog ever kills anything, that’s horrifying, but for a cat, that’s just a cat being a cat. As I’ve said before, dogs were domesticated and cats were just made smaller. If you had a cat the size of a pit bull, you’d basically have a monster people would run screaming from.

The only thing keeping cats from killing you is that they’re too small to do it. But that’s doesn’t mean they don’t fantasize about it every day. Never turn your back on a cat.

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Straight Line of the Day: After Sending a Monkey Into Space, Iran…

Thursday, January 31, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After sending a monkey into space, Iran…

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If We Want Businesses to Recover, We Need to Occupy the Toddler

Thursday, January 31, 2013 11:00 am

Have you seen this economic contraction we’re having? It’s awesome! According to chief U.S. economist for Capital Economics Paul Ashworth, it’s “the best-looking contraction in U.S. GDP you’ll ever see.”

It’s weird then Obama isn’t taking credit for it. Instead, he’s saying it’s all because of the Republicans. While other presidents have had profound effects on our country, Obama, after four years, is still way too impotent too affect anything and thus everything bad is someone else’s fault. He’s just a useless little twerp — that’s his words, not mine. Might as well even stop paying attention to him at all.

Of course, Obama can do things, but he can only effectively do bad things. I was thinking of my analogy yesterday of comparing Obama to a toddler, and that’s a really good way of explaining his affect on the economy. Let’s say you’re at your desk ready to do some important work, but there’s also a toddler standing on the desk ready to knock away your papers and scribble over them with crayon or pour juice on your laptop. How much work are you going to try doing knowing that the toddler could ruin it at any moment?

And that’s the problem businesses face today. They don’t want to do much right now knowing that any second the stupid toddler Obama could ruin it with new Obamacare regulation or something (and Obamacare is basically the equivalent of a bunch of dumb toddlers scribbling on a bill with crayon). Businesses are going to wait to do a lot of work until that toddler is in the corner occupied on an iPad or something. I don’t know what the equivalent would be with Obama; I guess distracting him with his favorite thing in the whole wide world: skeet shooting. Businesses can start to get to work when Obama is occupied skeet shooting all day.

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Cartoon of the Day – All American

Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:00 am


[Source: Mike Lester - GoComics]

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Random Thoughts: Guns, Freedom, and Family Mottos

Thursday, January 31, 2013 9:46 am

My dad never did do a background check on me before he gave me some of his guns.

If every law abiding man and woman carried a gun, would reduce crime and there would be no mass shooting. The freedom, i.e. scary, solution.

Freedom is scary, but like many things, it’s worth pushing through the fear to pursue.

Not enough blame is placed on the people whose policies enable mass shooting by making one evil man with a gun so powerful.

You can’t give me rights or take them away. You can only get in my way when I exercise them.

Great idea from Iowahawk: Any checks that apply to gun ownership should also apply to being able to vote. If we wouldn’t trust someone with a gun, why in the world would we want that guy voting which could do even more harm?

Now that I’m going to have two kids, I feel like I should have a crest and a motto for my family name.

How many people have a family motto? I don’t see why that isn’t more popular.

Guns are a good test; if the idea of your fellow man carrying a gun is too horrible for you to contemplate, then liberty isn’t for you.

Oh yeah, I know my family motto: “Contunde Diem,” i.e., “pwn the day.”

Writing the exciting conclusion of my next novel and its hard to put down. I want to see how it ends!

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The Fourth of July Came Early

Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:00 am

Star Spangled Spatula

If you’re not flipping your burgers with this, you’re a commie.

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A Vision for World Peace

Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Very Demotivational]

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I Assume Expecting Consistency From Obama Is Racist

Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to Irritable Pundit]

Posted with my sincere apologies to crazy people with shopping carts for the demeaning comparison.

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Shocking DNA Results!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013 8:00 pm

Researchers say comparisons with ancient DNA suggests humans living 40,000 years ago are related to present-day people.

So… which DNA sample was Nancy Pelosi’s?

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You’ve Been Judged!

Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:04 pm

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “When Obama goes skeet shooting…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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