Almost, But Not Quite, a Complete Breakfast

Posted on January 29, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to RAML and Guyism]

My only complaint is that the match isn’t one of those “strike anywhere” types, and they didn’t include a scratchpad.

No problem, I’ll just light it off the toaster.

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8 Responses to “Almost, But Not Quite, a Complete Breakfast”

  1. 4of7 says:

    If they left out the egg, they would have room for a larger bottle of whiskey.

  2. Les says:

    If it included one other item, and if it were a “strike anywhere” match, you could scratch it on the pistol grip and have a bottle for target practice.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Agreed. It lacks…         p o t a t o e s !

  4. zzyzx says:

    It looks like the ‘Breakfast of Champions’ to me. PS: I’ll be useing single quotation marks when ever possible now that I know their use is ‘politically incorrect.’

  5. Anchorman says:

    Harvey,
    Use your flamethrower for the match.

    Duh.

  6. rodney dill says:

    Hmmm… not much bacon.

  7. artvol11 says:

    Lunchables… “Real Men of Genius Style”

  8. jw says:

    needs coffee

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