Almost, But Not Quite, a Complete Breakfast
[High Praise! to RAML and Guyism]
My only complaint is that the match isn’t one of those “strike anywhere” types, and they didn’t include a scratchpad.
No problem, I’ll just light it off the toaster.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
January 29th, 2013 at 9:16 pm
If they left out the egg, they would have room for a larger bottle of whiskey.
January 29th, 2013 at 9:25 pm
If it included one other item, and if it were a “strike anywhere” match, you could scratch it on the pistol grip and have a bottle for target practice.
January 29th, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Agreed. It lacks… p o t a t o e s !
January 30th, 2013 at 4:32 am
It looks like the ‘Breakfast of Champions’ to me. PS: I’ll be useing single quotation marks when ever possible now that I know their use is ‘politically incorrect.’
January 30th, 2013 at 8:15 am
Harvey,
Use your flamethrower for the match.
Duh.
January 30th, 2013 at 10:32 am
Hmmm… not much bacon.
January 30th, 2013 at 11:43 am
Lunchables… “Real Men of Genius Style”
January 30th, 2013 at 11:59 am
needs coffee