America-Hating Networks Unite!

Posted on January 3, 2013 11:00 am

Al Jazeera is buying Al Gore’s Current TV.

This is very frustrating, because I don’t know what to do with this information. My brain is saying, “There’s obviously lots of funny stuff here.” — but that’s because it’s just so hilarious by itself. Left-wing, self-righteous, former Democrat presidential candidate makes a TV network and it’s bought by an American-hating network in the Middle East. I can’t improve on that premise. It’s already a joke and perfect as it is.

Still, you ever notice how Al Gore is like the worst example of capitalism that the left usually rails against? I mean, he sells those magic bean carbon credits to make money off of dumb environmentalists and apparently he’s now making millions selling his news network overseas and before all that he invented the internet to fuel his porn addiction. The guy is mega-rich and all through scummy means. He’s like a corporate bad guy in any brain dead Hollywood script.

Anyway, there is still one thing about this deal I’m wondering about: By the transitive property, has Keith Olbermann also been fired by Al Jazeera?

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17 Responses to “America-Hating Networks Unite!”

  1. plentyobailouts says:

    I am first! Infidel!

  2. Son of Bob says:

    The good news for “current” Current TV employees is that their jobs will be safe. Why fire a bunch of wacko, America-hating, anti-Israel morons just to go out and find a similar bunch of wacko, America-hating, anti-Israel morons to replace them?

  3. Jimmy says:

    No, Frank. See, they have to rehire him and THEN fire him. It’s all about the hiring and firing.

    BTW, Time Warner dropped Current TV like a hot potato after Al Jazeera bought it.

    Hmmm. Hot potatoes…

  4. AwesometificAmerican says:

    How long will it be before Current TV at the behest of its new owners call for the stoning of the LOGO network?

  5. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I for one am shocked: How could someone who worked so closely with the illustrious Bill Clinton be so scummy?

  6. Marc says:

    Is it funnier that Glenn Beck tried to buy CurrentTV first but was rejected in favor of selling to Al Jazeera? I guess the Gore is more afraid of a conserviative buying the network then a terrorist propaganda machine.

  7. DamnCat says:

    America-Hating Networks Unite! And acheive half the ratings of Fox News!

  8. zzyzx says:

    At last!! We can watch stoning’s and be-headings in English.

  9. Scott says:

    Is it true that, like George Lucas, the sale was timed to avoid the increased tax rates of 2013? Those leftists just love taxes; so long as they don’t have to pay them, themselves…

  10. Jimmy says:

    Aw, come on! Al Jazeera is the most respectable of the moose lamb networks. It’s ‘off with their heads’ – with dignity.

  11. Writer says:

    Not bad. NPR and PBS claim it will help to bring a “balance” that has been lacking since FOX began broadcasting.

  12. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    So….since the cable companies force you to pay for stations you don’t want, every person in America with cable will be directly handing money to terrorists since I’m sure it will be part of basic cable.(it would be raaaaaacist if it wasn’t) What a great thing! I’ll get a nice warm feeling every time I drive past the TWO mosques I pass on my way to and from from work. And speaking of bacon, one of them is directly in the center in what has been an area of hard core, right out of the OT Hasidic Jews for at least 100 years. So…….they hate those damn Jooooos sooo much that they came to a place that hates them and plopped themselves right in the middle of a few hundred if not thousand JEWS! W T F?

    I bought a car from a Rabbi about a block from what is now a mosque. And to add insult to having filthy terrorists move in…the building used to be a VFW hall.

    RIP USA

  13. seanamahair says:

    So are they going to call it Algorzirra TV?

  14. WayneM says:

    The funniest part to me is: guess where Al Jazerra gets the money to pay Gore. Oil!

  15. Jimmy says:

    seanmahair for the win!

  16. gunnartheelder says:

    Imagine this: Algore tried to avoid paying the higher tax rate: Mr. Gore and his partners were eager to complete the deal by Dec. 31, lest it be subject to higher tax rates that took effect on Jan. 1, according to several people who insisted on anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. But the deal was not signed until Wednesday.

    (original comment from Kitty Meyers)

    Reply 11 – Posted by: Kitty Myers, 1/3/2013 7:26:29 AM (No. 9096024)

  17. Dave's not here says:

    Bacon to Seanmahair ~~~

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