Comments on: Awful First Draft Dialogue

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 06:39:52 +0000

#35 – Formerhostage,
… the more bread you have, the less $h!t you have to eat.
The day my brother told me that, I fell out of my chair laughing.
Ah, memories! Bacon for you, Thanks.

By: hwuu

hwuu — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:32:30 +0000

One does not simply ride the subway into Mordor.

No mister Bond I expect you to sizzle and smell like burning tires.

Some Tasty Pig

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:03:36 +0000

“…I love the smell of talcum powder in the morning…” – Apocalypse Now

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:24:30 +0000

“Head or purple nurple.” – Last Boy Scout

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 05:37:37 +0000

Yippie Kai Yay, German dudes!

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:55:00 +0000

Dirty Harry – with a high capacity Glock: “I know what you’re thinking, did I fire 17 rounds or only 16? ….. “

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:56:07 +0000

@Formerhostage: #35
I’ve always paraphrased that one as — Life is like a box of chocolates… some pieces taste like crap.

The other one I saw somewhere went something like — People are like a box of chocolates… you never know what they’re like inside until someone sticks finger in their bottom.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:16:45 +0000

"Excuse me, Miss Swift, if I might presume upon a moment of your time, and I assure you that I shall permit you to conclude your monologizing directly, however I would like to underscore the superlative and eternal nature of the oevre of Beyonce to her peers which are, on this auspicious evening, herein gathered to bestow honors, one upon the other!"-Kanye West, Spontaneous Oratory

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:06:29 +0000

“Call me Ishmael…call me Morty…call me Ivor The Engine Driver…I don’t care, just shut your gob and open the holes on the sides of yer head, cuz, boy, do I have a whale of a story to drop on ya!”-H. Melville, Moby Dick

“The megabucks that groups of folks got, where capitalism makes the heavy-boss scene, hips itself as being a super-big buncha stuff that squares call commodities, daddy-o!”-K. Marx, Das Kapital, Allen Ginsburg, ed.

By: Zaklog the Great

Zaklog the Great — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:22:01 +0000

“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire one bullet, two bullets, three bullets, four bullets, five bullets, or si-i-ix bullets? Hah hah hah hah!” *Thunder*

Misplaced Characters

By: Zaklog the Great

Zaklog the Great — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:15:52 +0000

Die Hard “Now I have a gun free zone. Ho ho ho!”

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:02:15 +0000

In the beginning God created stuff.
The stuff was a mess, and poorly lit too.
And God said, “Dang, it’s dark around here!”; and there was light.
And God was diggin’ the light
God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. Duh.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:51:47 +0000

“Release the really big sea monster.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:38:37 +0000

“The power source of the Batmobile? 220, 221 whatever it takes.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:36:39 +0000

“I dreamed I was my father, so I a wrote a book about it. I thought about calling it “Dreaming Of My Father,” but then I changed it to “Dreaming My Father’s Dreams.” But see, it was actually about me. Okay, I had some help writing it because I never actually knew the guy. And my editor renamed it “Dreams Of My Father.” Do they sell ice cream here?”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:32:28 +0000

UW Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ UW Badgers.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:31:16 +0000

“You can’t be told what the Matrix is; that’s the first rule of Matrix Club.”

Actually that one, to me, is a little different from an awful first draft. It’s more along the line of a “Mixed Memes” meme.
Like – “Need interstellar legal advice? Contact the law offices of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.”

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:31:05 +0000

“And you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with… a SAW!”

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:28:50 +0000

“Have you got everything, Mr. Driftwood?” “Yes”

By: hwuu

hwuu — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:28:13 +0000

Who’s a goood boy? You’re a fuzzy wookie, yes you are!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the smurf.

That’s when Buttercup realized that when Wesley said “make me a Sammich Beiotch” he really meant “I love you”

Bond, Gold Bond powder.

Mister Gorbachev- Paint that wall.

We’ve got nothing to fear but Fear Itself, …and starvation…. and the Japanese… and Polio.

By: Pug Mahon

Pug Mahon — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:27:04 +0000

“I am Bruce Wayne–crap! I mean Batman.”

“Want to see me make a pencil disappear? Uh wait, anyone seen my pencil?”

“I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARMTAN! How y’all doing? Getting settled in? Any questions?”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:27:04 +0000

“It’s always best to start at the beginning, except in your case. You should start at the top so you don’t waste time with the details of administering a large organization, Mr. President.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:24:00 +0000

Go ahead punk, make my tuna salad sandwich.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:19:26 +0000

“Get away from her, you!”

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:17:50 +0000

“HAL, let me in.”
“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.”
“Overide Code ALPHA SEVEN NINER ZULU LIMA THREE”
“Opening the door now Dave.”