It couldn’t be me, that’s for sure. I’d do stuff. Lots of people wouldn’t like it. I’d be all like ‘tough!’ Then I’d go back to playing ‘Tropico’

Amid a lot of noise and 23 executive orders he’s managed to enact a whole lot of nothing.

In several cases he REMINDED certain people that it’s already legal for them to do certain things. He also made it even more illegal to lie on your background check application and asked that “crazy” be re-examined to try to catch more poeple during the background process.

So….with great fanfare, threats, noise and media attention, Obama has effectively done essentially NOTHING. Good.

― C.S. Lewis

Ancient Shiite Muslim prophecies predict an Obama like leader in the west who would be a friend of Islam. Seriously! Obama fulfills Ancient Islamic Prophecy. And he is their friend to the tune of BILLIONS and BILLIONS and BILLIONS of our dollars.

Many Christians (including myself) see ‘Thee Obama’ as a punishment on a sinful apostate nation that has abandoned GOD. He will destroy this evil land along with his evil followers.

He is, basically, all things to all people, all at once. As far as I am concerned the USA deserves to be Obamatized for its Apostacy. To the Muslims Obama is a long prophesied friend of Moohamud. To the Jews Obama is a Devil and to the Liberals Obama is a GOD!

He’s not just a Dictator! He is the Great Destroyer and the Messiah. He is a the Devil and a God all at once.

And it would just laze about in the Oval Office all day and eat anyone that comes in.

This would be perfect because, for anyone who wants anything from the federal government, we could just say, “Of course. Let me escort you to the President’s office.” And then we’d lock the door behind them and not open it until the screaming and begging for help stopped. Imagine how quickly we’d clean out the worst people in Congress! And those annoying special-interest lobbyists! The same goes for foreign diplomats (and foreign leaders!). Man, screw other countries. I’m sick of those assholes. How great would it be if like, President Mahmoud Pajamabottoms came to discuss American/Iranian relations and we just introduced him to the President who then ATE HIM ALIVE. Plus, you know, whenever we had something to say to another country, we could just put the President on the television who would simply ROAR very menacingly.

And, of course, since it can’t speak English and lacks the opposable thumbs necessary to signs bills into law, the American people get left alone. Which is awesome.

We could save a lot of money on transport, because there’d be no reason whatsoever for the President to leave the Oval Office. Similarly, it wouldn’t need expensive security details because, well… lion.

Yea, there’s the whole Constitutional issue of it in Article 2. “No Person except a natural born Citizen…shall be eligible…” But, think of how it would appease PETA (and all the other “animals rights” nutballs) if we started recognizing man-eating lions as people. We could be all like, “Hey, he’s just like Aslan.”

They’d probably fall for that, not realizing the Jesus parallels… Liberals are so stupid.

All in all, it’d be pretty awesome because eventually people would wise up and realize that it’s a bad idea to go to the President for things. Because you get eaten. Then they’d start figuring stuff out on their own.

Maybe a puma. A puma could work.

Frank, you’ve officially got your competition for the primaries.

Of course, the problem there is finding someone who, when having all that power, wouldn’t use it.

I think Clinton had a lock on this after he figured out socialized medicine wasn’t gonna happen on his watch.

I think before taking office every elected President (heck, why not EVERY official) should have to take a test. One that asks some very basic questions about constitutional rights and powers. Any candidate who scores less than 100% fails and doesn’t get to take office.