Clintons With Health Issues

Posted on January 9, 2013 4:00 pm

Hillary Clinton is now suffering “blinding headaches, vision loss, memory problems, and blackouts”.

Bill gets these, too. It’s how he knows he had fun the previous night.

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10 Responses to “Clintons With Health Issues”

  1. 9vMojo says:

    i seem to recall she had quite a few of those when Bill was prez.

  2. DamnCat says:

    Also “suffering” from lying, stalling, faking, buck-passing, and general elitist asshattery.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Well, the Russians warned us she was terminal. But then, we’ve known that for years.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:


    or lack there of*

    Imagine they said that about an african american black person like what’s his name, I bet it would be racist.

  5. plentyobailouts says:

    Hillary Clinton is now suffering “blinding headaches, vision loss, memory problems, and blackouts”. Also ugliness, stupidity, fatness, marxism, stupidity, stupidity, ugliness, scariness, stupidity, and bill.

    maybe the world will be a better place and she will pass into hell to be with teddy. Can someone do the same for the occupant and jane fonda.

  6. Jimmy says:

    “blinding headaches, vision loss, memory problems, and blackouts”

    She really, really, really doesn’t want to testify, does she?

    She’ll be fine as soon as the hearings are over.

  7. TiminAL says:

    @5-POB. I think you left out stupidity.

  8. seanmahair says:

    And now Bill’s the Father of the Year. Good to know sperm donation and abdication of responsibility have become something to celebrate.

  9. nightfly says:

    The source is the National Enquirer, though. They go on to write that Hilary’s symptoms are the secret signs of the apocalypse, according to the lost gospel of Jesus that was found in a hidden compartment of a steamer trunk in Brigham Young’s summer home in Pierre, South Dakota.

  10. Harvey says:

    @9 – True, it’s a gossip rag, but after breaking the John Edwards Love Child story, they gained a fat wad of legit cred.

    Weekly World News is now the new Crazy-Make-Stuff-Up Enquirer.

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