Father of the Year

Posted by Frank J. on January 10, 2013 3:00 pm

Bill Clinton has been named Father of the Year. He campaigned for this by asking many many women, “Who’s your daddy?”

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8 Responses to “Father of the Year”

1. DamnCat says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 3:20 pm

   Hillary was a close second.

2. saveacountryeatalib says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 3:43 pm

   I didn’t even know he was Catholic………..

3. Apostic says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 4:12 pm

   Clinton is Father of the Year. Obama got the Nobel. What’s next? Giving a “Best New Actor” award to Abe Vigoda? Or People’s Sexiest Man of the Year to Michael Moore?

4. Jimmy says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 4:17 pm

   When you become President in 2016, Frank, you can declare him scümbag ‘old yeller stain’ of the 20th Century.

5. CTCompromise says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 5:11 pm

   “The group selected Clinton for his “profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations,”

   Ummm…Shouldn’t there be something about family values and/or raising his child in there somewhere?? If THAT is the criteria why was Arnold Schwarzenegger never named Father of the Year?

6. Bob in Feenicks says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 5:26 pm

   I thought Chelsea got married a couple of years ago?
   …Maybe I’m just thinking too narrow, as in ‘by Hillary’

7. rodney dill says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 8:18 pm

   In related news he’s also been named
   2013 Astronaut of the Year
   2013 Director of the Year
   2013 Author of the Year
   …

8. Marcopohlo says:
   January 10th, 2013 at 8:34 pm

   Dayum, Frank, I wish I’d thought of that punch line. +1

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