Comments on: Frank J.’s New Year’s Resolutions http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Thu, 23 May 2013 04:10:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Frank J. http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-380062 Frank J. Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:31:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-380062 Jimmy,

I was thinking of using potatoes (or potato skins) as the base of this food.

]]> By: 4of7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379866 4of7 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 05:54:03 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379866 Spend less, give more, pray often.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379808 Writer Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:58:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379808 Improve the economy.
Require those on Unemployment for longer than seventy-eight weeks to work thirty hours a week in a public sewer. I bet that would slow things down.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379783 Jimmy Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:02:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379783 “cheese, gravy, bacon, ranch dressing, butter, being fried”

And POTATOES!

Frank, don’t make me come over there and make you lick ‘em.

]]> By: CaptMidnight http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379776 CaptMidnight Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:50:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379776 I will be less awesome. Ha! Another resolution broken.

]]> By: Manolo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379753 Manolo Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:39:41 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379753 I don’t think you’ll have much luck capturing Bigfoot. She’ll have her own Secret Service detail for another four years.

]]> By: AT http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379706 AT Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:16:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379706 I am going to eat 2013 pieces of bacon.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/ruffages/2013bacon.jpg

]]> By: Greg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379652 Greg Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:08:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379652 and chocolate. And beer-don’t forget to add chocolate and beer to your awesome food invention.

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379609 DamnCat Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:53:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379609 Eat more tuna.

]]> By: Mxymaster http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379605 Mxymaster Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:47:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379605 Give in to Buttercup on everything. But you probably already do that.

]]> By: Mike the Canuck http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379600 Mike the Canuck Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:39:33 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379600 All Canadians are a hybrid of Big Feet or “Samsquench” and French explorers.

]]> By: KristenS http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379590 KristenS Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:29:30 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379590 Punch more hippies.

]]> By: Harvey http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379586 Harvey Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:22:54 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379586 Other things to make sure there are lots of scattered throughout the house:

screwdrivers
scissors
flashlights
bacon

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/01/frank-j-s-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-379584 Dohtimes Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:20:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33249#comment-379584 *Try Hillary’s 12 Step Program: If I fall down 12 times on the way to the bathroom I will slow down on my drinking for the rest of the day.

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