Good News Out of Chicago

Posted by Harvey on January 9, 2013 8:00 am

According to FBI statistics, bank robberies in Chicago have doubled in the last year.

Sure, that sounds bad, but think of the economic stimulus when the robbers spend the money.

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6 Responses to “Good News Out of Chicago”

1. John says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 8:12 am

   Chicago, the model for Obama’s New Improved America 2.0

2. Rayfan87 says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 8:35 am

   Here I thought maybe they had burned it down for the insurance money.

3. Dodsfall says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 8:50 am

   I heard the economy gets the equivalent of $1.50 for each $1.00 stolen in a bank robbery.

4. plentyobailouts says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 1:50 pm

   But hey, the murder rate has only tripled! So there’s that!

5. Dohtimes says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 3:03 pm

   Yeah, but the only thing people buy in Chicago are ski masks and black market bullets. Too bad raising taxes on ski masks is racist or their problems would all be solved.

6. Zaklog the Great says:
   January 9th, 2013 at 3:11 pm

   I know this is satire, but it sounds disturbingly like how some liberals think economics actually works.

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