Good News Out of Chicago

Posted on January 9, 2013 8:00 am

According to FBI statistics, bank robberies in Chicago have doubled in the last year.

Sure, that sounds bad, but think of the economic stimulus when the robbers spend the money.

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6 Responses to “Good News Out of Chicago”

  1. John says:

    Chicago, the model for Obama’s New Improved America 2.0

  2. Rayfan87 says:

    Here I thought maybe they had burned it down for the insurance money.

  3. Dodsfall says:

    I heard the economy gets the equivalent of $1.50 for each $1.00 stolen in a bank robbery.

  4. plentyobailouts says:

    But hey, the murder rate has only tripled! So there’s that!

  5. Dohtimes says:

    Yeah, but the only thing people buy in Chicago are ski masks and black market bullets. Too bad raising taxes on ski masks is racist or their problems would all be solved.

  6. Zaklog the Great says:

    I know this is satire, but it sounds disturbingly like how some liberals think economics actually works.

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