Comments on: How to Solve the Illegal Immigration Problem

By: calcpa

calcpa — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:27:51 +0000

Why would you be upset to be called a “racist”? The word has no meaning any more.

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:57:21 +0000

Carpenter,

Shrillary will never be President.

That is a joke.

Obama won’t allow any more Presidential elections, and we won’t have any firearms left to stop him with.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:15:46 +0000

Think about this for a minute.

Before long we could be ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS in Canada and Mexico. I mean if things get any worse (and they will) we will be fleeing from this communist controlled godless country.

You think its bad now? Just wait till Hillary is President. Obama is just the beginning.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:59:40 +0000

But my compromise is that if an illegal immigrant passes the American test, we can deport a useless hippie in his place.

I’d amend that to read “a useless hippie or a lawyer”. I hate lawyers. They’re worse than useless. They’re harmful. And they smell worse than
hippies.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:14:46 +0000

Cat,

#2 – I’ll settle for handing over the face-punched people who say “undocumented workers”. That phrase is like calling Michael Moore “festively plump”.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:13:50 +0000

The problem isn’t Illegal Immigration. I’ll take a hard working Mexican, legal or not over a Harvard educated godless Commie/Liberal anyday. The real problem is the Liberal Media and the companies who pay the Liberal Networks for advertising.

WE (the people) are funding the Communists and WE are paying the salaries of the Communists (at CNN, MSNBC, CBC, ABC, PBS and NBC) everytime we purchase a product advertised on the Liberal Communist News Networks.

The only answer, the only one that will work, is to DEPORT Alaska, Texas and Arizona right out of this godless liberal cesspool that was once a Great Nation.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:14:31 +0000

What happened to the Mexi-cannon? It appears you’ve abandoned the Mexi-cannon like it was an Ambassador to Libya or something.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:57:48 +0000

I have a simple proposal. Any criminal alien wanting citizenship must prove they are a real American by handing over a commie they killed or a face-punched hippie.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:24:42 +0000

@#1 — No! the difference between LEGAL immigration and ILLEGAL invasion is if you came here legally, you are “jest one of dem dar feriners”. If you are a criminal invader, you should fit nicely in the mexipult or the mexicannon, depending on how far in you are caught. Wait that illegal was not from mexico, he was kenyan! Doesn’t matter, according to the marxists all illegals are mexicans and therefore, a victim of our law and should receive a democrat voting pamphlet. Therefore, all criminal invaders are put into the mexipult or the mexicannon, depending on what the sound they will make when they hit the landing area (The real fat ones go in the cannon because they make a really neat popping noise). Hope that cleared that up for you.

By: Jonathan Cast

Jonathan Cast — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:11:20 +0000

Right, so the difference between illegal and legal immigration is that illegal immigration is actually possible. I'd really like to see more conservatives addressing the fact that it's usually illegal to come and live here. How did that happen? And how do we fix it?