Right? Mine haven’t so much as pointed themselves at anything other than those stupid targets out in the hills. I paid good money for these things.
But, crap, I just remembered that I lost them in the mountains when I was hunting and stuff. Silly me, just left them in that crevasse for safe keeping. But then I forgot which crevasse they’re in, or why crevices are called crevasses now.
Woody Guthrie used to have a sticker on his guitar that said This machine kills fascists. The Lefties don’t get the irony of their present day reality, but then most of the Left is totally divorced from the truth.
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