Instead of a helmet…
As a gag gift — I think it was a gag gift — Hillary Clinton received a football helmet when she returned to her job at the State Department.
She also got a football jersey, but the helmet, I suppose, represented the fact that she fell and hit her head recently. With that helmet protecting her, at least she’ll stay conscious long enough to testify, I suppose.
Anyway, my first thought was of the character that Mike Meyers used to play on Saturday Night Live, Philip, the hyperactive, hypoglycemic kid (“I’m hyper hypo!”), who wore a helmet and a harness.
A helmet might not be a bad idea for members of the Obama administration. Of course, I’m thinking a leash might be better for the whole lot of them.
And a muzzle.
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January 8th, 2013 at 9:24 am
Better than a bucket I suppose.
January 8th, 2013 at 9:59 am
dammit, hostage, ya beat me to it
January 8th, 2013 at 10:24 am
How about a shock collar, buttons pushed by Lottry-Drawn taxpayers, and the controller changes hands every day?
Where in hell do we sign up for that one?
I’ll supply the batteries and boy, will they be ‘mam-bozers’…
Who wants to do the armature…?
January 8th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Reminds me of the Reset button. It’s like those people are still in High school. Someone very close to Hillery is the Zar of gag gifts. That’s her rice bowl.
January 9th, 2013 at 12:58 am
Upon returning to work, she immediately contacted leaders of Congress to testify on Benghazi. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaaha!