Instead of a helmet…

Posted on January 8, 2013 9:00 am

As a gag gift — I think it was a gag gift — Hillary Clinton received a football helmet when she returned to her job at the State Department.

She also got a football jersey, but the helmet, I suppose, represented the fact that she fell and hit her head recently. With that helmet protecting her, at least she’ll stay conscious long enough to testify, I suppose.

Anyway, my first thought was of the character that Mike Meyers used to play on Saturday Night Live, Philip, the hyperactive, hypoglycemic kid (“I’m hyper hypo!”), who wore a helmet and a harness.

A helmet might not be a bad idea for members of the Obama administration. Of course, I’m thinking a leash might be better for the whole lot of them.

And a muzzle.

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5 Responses to “Instead of a helmet…”

  1. FormerHostage says:

    Better than a bucket I suppose.

  2. Apostic says:

    dammit, hostage, ya beat me to it ;)

  3. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    How about a shock collar, buttons pushed by Lottry-Drawn taxpayers, and the controller changes hands every day?
    Where in hell do we sign up for that one?
    I’ll supply the batteries and boy, will they be ‘mam-bozers’…
    Who wants to do the armature…?

  4. Professor Hale says:

    Reminds me of the Reset button. It’s like those people are still in High school. Someone very close to Hillery is the Zar of gag gifts. That’s her rice bowl.

  5. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Upon returning to work, she immediately contacted leaders of Congress to testify on Benghazi. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaaha!

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