I AM FREAKING OUT!!!!
What do we mean we don’t know if the Iranians have launched a monkey into space? First Hillary Clinton is a useless lump on Benghazi, and now her State Department can’t even determine whether the Iranians are filling our orbit with monkeys or not? Fire her now and get someone competent there who can tell us whether we have to worry about Iranian space monkeys dropping out of the sky and attacking us.
And what kind of locks are on the International Space Station? Are they secure enough to keep out Iranian space monkeys? Who is on this? If need be, hire me and I’ll take care of this. First step, I’m nuking the moon. In case there are Iranian space monkeys there.