Comments on: IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS!!!1!!1!!111!!!

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:40:19 +0000

I think Iran sending a monkey into space is great – as long that monkey is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:50:04 +0000

Hillary fired herself, Frank, and Lurch is taking her place. He was sworn-in just today with nary a nay vote.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:42:17 +0000

This is how it all starts. Next thing you know it’s, “Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!”

By: JAGernaut

JAGernaut — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:01:26 +0000

Hillary Clinton: “What difference does it make if Iran is launching monkeys into space?”

I have no doubt that NASA is funding the Iranian space monkey project in the interest of “moslem outreach.” It’s actually a precursor to the “Jooz in Spase!” operation – “when pushing jews into the ocean just isn’t good enough, look to the stars!”

By: FredKey

FredKey — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:27:29 +0000

It might even be worse. You have to expect shoddy workmanship from a country that makes houses in an earthquake zone out of loose bricks, random stones, and cinder blocks. Which means the monkeys will be exposed to the cosmic rays, just like the Red Ghost's apes! Iranian Supermonkey Invasion might sound like a great video game--but when they attack, bro, it will be no laughing matter! Good thing we're all clinging to our guns!