Librarian Law Maker
Do you know there is a Librarian of Congress? And apparently she can pass laws! So if you’re in Congress and the librarian says, “Shh!” you better listen because she can have you executed.
So what law did the librarian somehow make? You can’t unlock your phone. Really? It says, “Slide to unlock” on the front of each one. Sounds like entrapment to me.
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January 29th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
It’s a well-known fact that all departments of the Obama administration have authority to visit violence upon citizens for minor, non-violent offenses. They probably have given razor-edged rulers to librarians of Congress so they can slash you or cut off fingers. Be quiet, and when they say no food or drink, they MEAN IT.
January 29th, 2013 at 1:31 pm
Do you suppose that Bill Clinton has hit on her yet?
January 29th, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Is her name Dolores Jane Umbridge? Is she also the Congress High Inquisitor?
January 29th, 2013 at 2:22 pm
He’s a dude. James Hadley Billington. Don’t ask me how I know that.
January 29th, 2013 at 2:22 pm
Meanwhile, here in MA, Obama Jr. wants his future voters to get out of their life sentences after 15 years. I’m pretty sure there isn’t a $500,000 fine for murder either. Maybe they’ll get behind the death penalty when it’s for things like this.
Gee, I wonder why us sane people say these liberal pukes are on the side of the criminals?
January 29th, 2013 at 4:47 pm
…in other words, basically, yet another czar. America is the land of anti-czar. Time to do away with czars.
January 29th, 2013 at 6:00 pm
“I’m from the government and I’m here to
helpshoot you.”