Librarian Law Maker

Posted on January 29, 2013 1:00 pm

Do you know there is a Librarian of Congress? And apparently she can pass laws! So if you’re in Congress and the librarian says, “Shh!” you better listen because she can have you executed.

So what law did the librarian somehow make? You can’t unlock your phone. Really? It says, “Slide to unlock” on the front of each one. Sounds like entrapment to me.

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7 Responses to “Librarian Law Maker”

  1. FredKey says:

    It’s a well-known fact that all departments of the Obama administration have authority to visit violence upon citizens for minor, non-violent offenses. They probably have given razor-edged rulers to librarians of Congress so they can slash you or cut off fingers. Be quiet, and when they say no food or drink, they MEAN IT.

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    Do you suppose that Bill Clinton has hit on her yet?

  3. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Is her name Dolores Jane Umbridge? Is she also the Congress High Inquisitor?

  4. Basil says:

    He’s a dude. James Hadley Billington. Don’t ask me how I know that.

  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Meanwhile, here in MA, Obama Jr. wants his future voters to get out of their life sentences after 15 years. I’m pretty sure there isn’t a $500,000 fine for murder either. Maybe they’ll get behind the death penalty when it’s for things like this.

    Gee, I wonder why us sane people say these liberal pukes are on the side of the criminals?

  6. Son of Bob says:

    …in other words, basically, yet another czar. America is the land of anti-czar. Time to do away with czars.

  7. Jimmy says:

    “I’m from the government and I’m here to help shoot you.”

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