Link of the Day: The COMPLETE Answer to “Why Would You Need More Than Seven Rounds in a Magazine?”

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  1. I’m going to go with I need to fire 8+ rounds without reloading for some reason. Probably because I don’t get as much range time as I’d like.

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  2. I would say

    answer #1: none of your business

    answer #2: which part of “shall not be infringed” are you having the most trouble with?

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  3. To paraphrase one of the commenters over there, (bacon!) I ‘need’ more than 7 rounds for the same reason that Rosa Parks ‘needed’ to sit in the front of the bus.

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  4. I need more than 7 rounds for the same reason people on welfare need Obama phones, free rent, 100% free health care, free cable, free electricity, free heat, enough free food to weigh 300 lbs, enough free money to buy cigarettes, lottery tickets, alcohol, fake nails, 84″ tvs etc etc while calling themselves “poor” and while being allowed to vote for the guy bankrupting the country to give it to them.

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  5. Because you never know how many bad guys they’re going to bring to the assault. Therefore I recommend one HIGH CAPACITY magazine for each perp!

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  6. Because even if they are down, it doesn’t hurt to make certain. Besides, if they are still breathing, it is time to remove the kneecaps so you won’t have to deal with them again later- and so they can’t leave the property before the police arrive.

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