Link of the Day: The COMPLETE Answer to “Why Would You Need More Than Seven Rounds in a Magazine?”

Posted on January 22, 2013 6:00 pm

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9 Responses to “Link of the Day: The COMPLETE Answer to “Why Would You Need More Than Seven Rounds in a Magazine?””

  1. Jay says:

    I’m going to go with I need to fire 8+ rounds without reloading for some reason. Probably because I don’t get as much range time as I’d like.

  2. blarg says:

    I would say

    answer #1: none of your business

    answer #2: which part of “shall not be infringed” are you having the most trouble with?

  3. 4of7 says:

    To paraphrase one of the commenters over there, (bacon!) I ‘need’ more than 7 rounds for the same reason that Rosa Parks ‘needed’ to sit in the front of the bus.

  4. NoMoBama says:

    I need more than 7 rounds for the same reason people on welfare need Obama phones, free rent, 100% free health care, free cable, free electricity, free heat, enough free food to weigh 300 lbs, enough free money to buy cigarettes, lottery tickets, alcohol, fake nails, 84″ tvs etc etc while calling themselves “poor” and while being allowed to vote for the guy bankrupting the country to give it to them.

  5. NoMoBama says:

    *and I need a few thousand for the day when they stop getting all of the above.

  6. BZZzzzz... says:

    Because you never know how many bad guys they’re going to bring to the assault. Therefore I recommend one HIGH CAPACITY magazine for each perp!

  7. Edward Daley says:

    Here’s my answer to the question at hand.

  8. tomg51 says:

    So I can fire a warning shot for fun

  9. Writer says:

    Because even if they are down, it doesn’t hurt to make certain. Besides, if they are still breathing, it is time to remove the kneecaps so you won’t have to deal with them again later- and so they can’t leave the property before the police arrive.

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