Look Out! It’s the World’s Scariest Gun!

Posted on January 3, 2013 9:00 pm

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13 Responses to “Look Out! It’s the World’s Scariest Gun!”

  1. John says:

    This is definately an assault weapon, since even the military doesn’t use bayonets now…

  2. DamnCat says:

    I can has?

  3. Jimmy says:

    Just don’t put it in your pants, DamnCat.

  4. Steel Turman says:

    That there is an insult weapon.

    Shame on you!

    Now every kid in da hood’s gonna want one of those.

    I can’t find the shotgun …

  5. tomg51 says:

    Oooo – just change the scope to a top-mounted mini railgun?

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    I see that it has one of those black plastic things that excite David Gregory so much.

  7. rodney dill says:

    Does is have a bottle opener for mah beer?

  8. rodney dill says:

    …and what will the media call it? everyone…
    “An AK-47”

  9. Dohtimes says:

    Ain’t that cute, it even has little bitty legs so it can go around killing when rodney is too drunk to shoot.

  10. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    @ #8:

    With arms waving, hands fluttering, voices in full shriek, the media will point and recoil from this so-called Weapon Of War.

    Then they will call for congress to tax the manufacturer right out of business. (Boehner, being the submissive, servile eunuch, will, on barked command, drop trou, grab his flanks and assume the a tergo position with an attitude of total compliance.)

  11. Marc says:

    Mine must be defective, the cylinder keeps blocking the action of the slide.

    Rodney, just shoot the lids off.

  12. Wombat says:

    Does it have a threaded barrel? I love the bayonet and would pay money to watch some gangsta type shove it down the front of his trousers to look cool (yes, I have a sense of humor that is so sick it should probably be admitted to the ICU).

  13. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Can you get a kit to convert it to full auto?

    Always wanted one of them thar double-aught-nine-mil-fifty-cal fully-automatic shotgun-revolvers fitted with a noise suppressor. (Just like Gunny Hathcock used to use.)

    One thing though…isn’t a fully automatic revolver also known as a Gatling gun?

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